Talk:List of Chris's lies

To do

This is a personal thing I very much detest about Chris, that is, how he lies. I think it's wise we document every instance Chris has blatantly lied by describing the lie and how he blatantly says he lies. Case in point - his trip to Redmond, when he never went and he even says to Miyamoto how he had to "mistruth" or some stupid shit like that about the video. --Champthom 15:07, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Hope you got a LOT of spare time

srsly, this article could be its own wiki if every one was covered. William Maize 18:34, 11 March 2009 (CET)

• I'd mostly want to cover the major ones, the cases where Chris tries to pull a fast one on us but not fooling anyone. I wouldn't see any merit in documenting every single lie, which in some cases could very well be the result of his short term memory (in terms of discrepancies) or if you mean "lies" like that he has autism, when frankly we really can't deny his claims on that.

Anyways, what I have in mind are the big ones, mostly to show how little Chris cares about his "fans", and how Chris can be a borderline sociopath who sees no problem with lying if it's for himself and how much of a hypocrite he is when he preaches "honesty" all the time. --Champthom 19:08, 11 March 2009 (CET)

Wow, this page is a lot shorter than I thought it would be.

• That's because no one has really worked on it. Also, please remember to sign your comments (It's four tildas). --Champthom 03:30, 20 April 2009 (CEST)

Some Other Lies

I may add upon these sometime, but if someone wants to get started, they can.

• The Sonichu Medallion being shipped back to Chris-chan from Blanca when it is obvious the new one he had was a fake.
• About his Adam & Eve purchases of phallic devices.
• About the batch of nudes that was sent out and he claimed, "They must have hacked my webcam."

• • Yes, yes, yes. These are the sorts of things this articles should address. Not half truths, not things Chris could get away with subjectively (for example, Chris "lying" about being fat - objectively he is but the point is that you could get away with saying that it's a matter of aesthetics and a subjective valuation) or exaggerations (like his eye colors - his eyes are really different colors but you'd never notice if he didn't make it fucking obvious in the comics and go on about how his eyes are different colors). I mean flat out lies, like the very basic definition of a lie, a total untruth. One of the most disgusting things about Chris is that he blatantly lies like this and he thinks he's being "clever" and outwitting us but he's just making himself come out worse. --Champthom 11:30, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

• I put in the disclaimer he's adding to all of his comics now because I find it horribly lulzy and so obviously a lie. SirCucumber 22:41, 11 September 2009 (CEST)

• I think a good companion article to this one would be a list of Chris's excuses, of which he has many. Autism, stress, "it's a parody," lots of people shit their pants from time to time, lots of guys drink their own semen, I'm saving that dildo for my future sweetheart, my counselor said it's okay, etc. Alteceastlansing 08:53, 5 October 2009 (CEST)