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'''Bluespike:''' I love how you start talking when I say "Hey." Anyway, (pronounces it "ahyway" like Chris always does) Chris, you seem like the kinda person that would know about this: since it appears to be an IP ban, this will not last forever, surely... and would you happen to know if (unintelligible) account share (?)- which is exactly what happened- how long would I be banned, do you think? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I dunno. I d- I guess it's up to them. I don't know bout them. I mean, I did not even know- (he starts sounding agitated) I only gave them my account information, not yours, I swear... I sw-</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) I never said- I never- just- I know, I- yes, I know- | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Resumes talking) ...yeah, but ahyway, appa- but- yeah- but ahyway, apparently, they lead ya (?) to that and they apparently banned ya off there. I mean, I dunno.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' ...yes... | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Probably be, like, a week or so, but, you know, you can call them with the 800 number I just gave you.</font> | |||
(Bluespike and Chris talk at the same time, someone else says something too) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, why are you helping this monster? | |||
'''Guy:''' You are truly a saint for doing this. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, if- hey- if only I- (gets cut off) helping him get his PSN account back, and just- make him feel- make him feel like, you know, get ''his'' life back in order... and then maybe he'll be more willing to give back my yahoo account.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris, after this experience, I will never troll again; in fact, I will fight the trolls... | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Okay.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' We will all fight the trolls. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' ''after'' this is done. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You stop trolling now, you troll! | |||
'''Guy:''' We will kick their collective asses. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' You are a bad person, Bluespike. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Well, you're really saying tha- | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Interrupts) Didn't your mother raise you better? | |||
(Several people talk at once) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys. Those of you- hey, hey hey hey, easy. </font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Well, I guess you don't want the PSN. | |||
(Several people talk) | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' Smack him, Chris! | |||
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Blue, shut up!... shut up and let Chris talk.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' ...One more word out of any of you and Chris will never have the- yahoo again. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Easy, guys. Easy.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' C'mon! I dare you: say one word. Do it. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey, easy, guys; don't- let's not kick him in the teeth, or, uh, tha- or anything that physical.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' I dare you to kick me in the teeth, Chris. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' -but Chris, in your one video, you said that trolls get a kick in the teeth! | |||
'''Bluespike:''' ...and you did a punch. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I was talkin' about an adult troll; this guy's a thirteen- this guy's a thirteen-year-old.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' So? That doesn't make it any better or... that doesn't mean he's exempt from punishment. | |||
'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, still... talkin' bout legal aspects. | |||
'''Guy:''' Well, I guess you should be giving him space (unintelligible) or something. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' That's it. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Bluespike? I heard you were a homosexual. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over him) Well I- well I warned you... I warned you all had one more chance. Now, because of his fans, Chris will not have his yahoo. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! We will stop you. I know where you live, Bluespike. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' No you don't. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yes I do. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Interrupts) Look- look, look...</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I'm tracking your IP. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' I'm behind seven proxies. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' I can see through them. | |||
(Several people talk) | |||
'''Guy:''' Not proxies! (?) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Laughs) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, proxies. You will never find out where I live unless you have my... (gets talked over) | |||
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Guys! Let Chris talk!</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Alright, talk, Chris. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I didn't have much to say. I was just, uh... mostly, uh, I do wa- I do want and need my yahoo account back.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Couldn't you just cancel it? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I have to lo- I have to be logged in in order to do that.</font> | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Couldn't you call yahoo? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I don't know, I don't- I couldn't find there- uh, last time I tried goin' to- tryin' to contact yahoo, I couldn't find a phone number on there.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' Ohh... what about email? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uh, I could try that, but that's, uh, er, that's another story, but, uh... (trails off)</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Thank you. Anyway, Chris, I'll give you and your fans one more chance. How does that sound? | |||
<font color="#0033FF"'''>Chris:''' Ugh... fine. (Pauses) Nobody pick on Bluespike... and I'll tell you what: as a bonus, I'll take down that video I uploaded earlier.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' No, keep it up as a testament to the things I've done. Please keep it up. (pauses) So, Chris, how would you feel about pulling the playstation for me, since I am not very good with talking to people on the phone. | |||
(Chris sighs) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' See what you can get done. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Fine, I'll do something, alright?</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, after this mumble you will get on a call with... (gets talked over) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' bu- bu- bu- but I nee- but I need- but, um, Bluespike I need to u- know your real name in real life.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, forget that, man. I'm just gonna call em myself. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I gotta tell em your real name so I can call them for you.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' If I tell you that, you're gonna come find out where I live and- give me a cold... so forget that. (pauses) Chris, another thing: why are you telling your fans to give me a cold? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Because, I'm suffering through one that's similar to a cold.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but you see- Chris, my PSN ban- that's kind of the equivalent of a cold... except I'm really mad. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Alright, fine, well, nobody give Bluespike a cold either.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, don't give me a cold, bro... I need vaccines. | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' You could give him AIDS! | |||
'''Bluespike:''' I'm gonna give you AIDS. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (unintelligible) ...nevermind. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' You'd better. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, also, Chris, what was- in the video you made- what was that about Billy Mays not being mayor? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah... Another thing that I thought, ah, I ''thought'' I was doing for an adult woman.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Chris... | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Stutters a lot) ...I verbally dubbed him... mayor.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Oh, a few things, Chris, if I may: um... (gets talked over) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, then we saw this picture- hold on, I wanna show Chris this picture. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Ah, yes, after I... say one thing. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh, whoah whoah, now wait, is this a picture that you, uh, got in an email?... about- (gets talked over)</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No. | |||
(Jack and Chris talk at the same time.) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' It's something that was floating around on the forums... (trails off, saying something about Billy Mays) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' (kind of unintelligible, but names products advertised by Billy Mays. Someone else adds a product.) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Wait, wait, wait- let me just, uh, let me just ask Bluespike: why him be mayor? Why him?</font> | |||
'''Jack Thadeus:''' Because he's a charismatic leader. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Because Billy Mays is the best person in the world. By the way, if I may really quickly... you should fight your own battles instead of getting your fans to do it for you. You're not playing overlord; (?) you can't order your minions. | |||
(Jack talks over Bluespike saying "um, Chris" while someone else burps) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Are you serious? | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, since he's wearing that medallion... Chris, I have a- you see the picture? Since he's wearing the medallion, doesn't that mean he's mayor? I thought that- | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' -No, no, no; the medallions have nothing to do with being mayor.</font> | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' But Chris, you said that- | |||
(Some guy yells over him weirdly) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The medallions have nothing to do with being the mayor!</font> | |||
(Several people talk at once; a girl says "stop bullying him!") | |||
'''Girl:''' Everybody calm down! | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' And also, ihya look- if you look at this picture, that thing has obviously been photoshopped onto there... and I think that, uh...</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) It doesn't look photoshopped. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' And by the way um... | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' That i- it is photoshopped- I mean, do you see a shadow underneath the medallion? If it was r- was more matching to the setting?</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Well, it's against his shirt!... It's against his shirt. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yeah, he doesn't wear it outside his collar. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Yeah. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' By the way, um... | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Talks over him) So it's doesn- so it's been obviously photoshopped.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Before I forget what I'm going to say... ah, yes: how can you believe what you say in that video without your true and honest medallion? Chris, tell me this, and tell me why I should believe the words you say on the youtube video on the internet. Please, do tell me. | |||
(someone coughs) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I ha- I still have my high school ring, which has been in league with my medallion the whole time.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Yes, but... you could have easily stolen the ring... (gets talked over) | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' But you said in the (???) video that the medallion is needed! | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Oh- if you all recall the preview for the- number ten comic book, the powers all (?) die and get transferred to my high school ring.</font> | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) But I thought that was just your power for Chris-Chan Sonichu, though. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, everything about Chris-Chan Sonichu even gets transferred to the ring.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Over Chris) I thought this was like, uh... | |||
(Several people talk at once) | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' Chris, this hasn't happened yet- you are not out of the time vortex in the comic yet. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I've drawn myself out of there.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Um, Chris, but wasn't that a, um... like, trailer or something for the real comic? I thought that, uh... so, is it canon or is it not canon? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *sigh* It's canon to real life, as well... this one.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' You can turn into Sonichu?? | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Wh- yeah, you can transform in real life?? What?! | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' No, I can't transform in real life, but it's canon-</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Oh. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...it's canon to- it's canon for- it's canon for... that sorta thing. You know, I don't need my medallion; I- the powers got transferred to my ring... it's canon.</font> | |||
(Chris's phone rings) | |||
'''Guy:''' So what happened to Blanca? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Scuse me. (Gets up to answer the phone.) Hello?... Yes...</font> | |||
(Someone makes a weird noise) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Who could be calling our dear Chris-Chan? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Still on the phone) Yes.</font> | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' (?) Why, yes, I would like to save money on my car insurance. | |||
(Everyone laughs.) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Blanca got the medallion, that troll. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ...but, uh, tell me something I don't know.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' (???) We all know that. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I appreciate (???)</font> | |||
(A long pause here) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' I appreciate your condolences. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (???)</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Tell me, Chris... who was on the phone? | |||
'''Guy:''' I think he's still on the phone. | |||
'''Other Guy:''' Shh. | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Hey, Chris... can you hear me? | |||
'''Guy:''' Shut up. | |||
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Hey, Blue... don't me an idiot.</font> | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (Gets back onto mumble, sighing) Alright.</font> | |||
'''Bluespike:''' So, Chris... who was on the phone? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Uhh, just a- fan, giving me his... nice... words and condolences for all the bad (?) that's been happening to me from... trolls.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' (Talks over him) Bluespike was in here earlier, telling that- saying that he- you didn't have any real fans, and we were all trolls. We told him we're the true, honest fans, cause we are. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. Tell it like it is, brother... and sisters.</font> | |||
(Several people talk at once) | |||
'''Guy:''' If the powers are in the high school ring, why have a medallion at all? | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' No! He transferred the powers from the medallion- | |||
'''Guy:''' -I know, but- | |||
(Several people talk at once) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' Actually, I do know the answer to this: think Linus in, uh, Peanuts. He... feels attached to the medallion, like Linus feels to his blanket... | |||
'''Foreign Guy:''' (Something unintelligible about the medallion) | |||
'''Bluespike:''' ...and, it's Linus, except Linus is slightly cooler. | |||
'''Guy:''' Huh... but, I noticed that- the ring- it could be like in Captain Planet. | |||
(Several people talk) | |||
'''Guy:''' Let Chris talk! I wanna hear his answer. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' *sighs* I'm done, (?) but, uh, pretty much, yeah... but that is fairly much... yeah, the medallion was like a security blanket... in a sense.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' And now the ring's a security blanket? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah. It was attached to the medallion, as well. So, there you go. (Pauses) It was a thing- there was a characteristic of the m- of the ma- of the medallion that, ah, would se- would separate it from any thieves. It had a little thing on the back that was custom-fitted to my ring. (Pauses) I had my ring on it the whole time. </font> | |||
'''Guy:''' I thought the first medallion didn't have a thing for the ring. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' The first one didn't, but the second one I created did.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' Kay. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' So it's like, you know, after the first one was- first one went, then I created the second one, added the slot with the ring, and, like, I transferred my memories from the old medallion to the new medallion, and in turn it got tra- all that got trans- all that and then some got transferred to the ring.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' Oh. | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Chris, don't you have multiple medallions, like, uh, the... Blachu one and the, uh... I mean... Blake one? | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, no- yeah, no comment about those. No comment about those.</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' What do you mean, no comment? Can't you just wear those in the meantime? | |||
'''Bluespike:''' (Talks over Jack) Chris, why don't you tell us what happened? Tell us what happened. | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (unintelligible) Aaagh... (his phone rings) Same thi- same thi- (mutters) excuse me... (gets up to answer the phone)</font> | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Jeez. | |||
'''Guy:''' Explain that- (???) in the comic books. | |||
'''Other Guy:''' Shush. | |||
<font color="#0033FF"'''>Chris:''' Uhh, no. This is Christian Chandler, his son. (Pauses) Uhh, sorry. She's taking a nap right now. (Pauses) Speak it again. (?)</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' What's going on? | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Shut up! | |||
(A very long pause; some random noises are heard) | |||
'''Jack Thaddeus:''' Are you there, Chris? | |||
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' He's on the phone.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' Echo, echo, echo... | |||
'''Other Guy:''' Shut up. | |||
(Long pause) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, it's a webcam. (Pauses) Yeah, I ha- I haven't done anything like that in a- f- for da long time. (?) (Pauses) Yeah yeah, I've been stepping away ''from'' the internet. (He pauses and/or gets cut off) ...webcam. (Long pause) ...and sometimes I'm rather low-functioning, I guess. (Pauses) You (?) don't have to do that; I'm not talking to the people.</font> | |||
'''Guy:''' Yeah... yeah yeah yeah. | |||
(A strange noise can be heard; it may be part of a video) | |||
(Long pause) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' (???) sir, you shush. (?) Go ahead, father. (?)</font> | |||
(Trolls say stuff and tell each other to shut up) | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It doesn't- (???) -it doesn't matter if I was cut off the internet or not. (Pauses, weird thumping noises) Yeah, well, I mean- yeah, I been ta- (gets cut off) Alright, well, good. I'm backing off (?) now; you can tell me more later. (?) (Pauses) I'll talk to you later, father. (Sighs) (Pauses) (Sighs again, getting back on mumble)</font> | |||
<font color="#FF77FF">'''Sunshine:''' Chris, is everything okay?</font> | |||
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Yeah, things are okay. Listen, I gotta go; I have things to do; I'll talk to y'all another time.</font> | |||
(Everyone goes crazy and tries to figure out what's going on.) |
Revision as of 20:29, 13 December 2009
Summary
Transcript
Bluespike: I love how you start talking when I say "Hey." Anyway, (pronounces it "ahyway" like Chris always does) Chris, you seem like the kinda person that would know about this: since it appears to be an IP ban, this will not last forever, surely... and would you happen to know if (unintelligible) account share (?)- which is exactly what happened- how long would I be banned, do you think?
Chris: I dunno. I d- I guess it's up to them. I don't know bout them. I mean, I did not even know- (he starts sounding agitated) I only gave them my account information, not yours, I swear... I sw-
Bluespike: (Talks over him) I never said- I never- just- I know, I- yes, I know-
Chris: (Resumes talking) ...yeah, but ahyway, appa- but- yeah- but ahyway, apparently, they lead ya (?) to that and they apparently banned ya off there. I mean, I dunno.
Bluespike: ...yes...
Chris: Probably be, like, a week or so, but, you know, you can call them with the 800 number I just gave you.
(Bluespike and Chris talk at the same time, someone else says something too)
Jack Thaddeus: Chris, why are you helping this monster?
Guy: You are truly a saint for doing this.
Chris: Yeah, if- hey- if only I- (gets cut off) helping him get his PSN account back, and just- make him feel- make him feel like, you know, get his life back in order... and then maybe he'll be more willing to give back my yahoo account.
Bluespike: Hey, Chris, after this experience, I will never troll again; in fact, I will fight the trolls...
Chris: Okay.
Jack Thaddeus: We will all fight the trolls.
Bluespike: after this is done.
Jack Thaddeus: You stop trolling now, you troll!
Guy: We will kick their collective asses.
Jack Thaddeus: You are a bad person, Bluespike.
Bluespike: Well, you're really saying tha-
Jack Thaddeus: (Interrupts) Didn't your mother raise you better?
(Several people talk at once)
Chris: Hey, easy, guys. Those of you- hey, hey hey hey, easy.
Bluespike: Well, I guess you don't want the PSN.
(Several people talk)
Foreign Guy: Smack him, Chris!
Sunshine: Blue, shut up!... shut up and let Chris talk.
Bluespike: ...One more word out of any of you and Chris will never have the- yahoo again.
Chris: Easy, guys. Easy.
Bluespike: C'mon! I dare you: say one word. Do it.
Chris: Hey, easy, guys; don't- let's not kick him in the teeth, or, uh, tha- or anything that physical.
Bluespike: I dare you to kick me in the teeth, Chris.
Jack Thaddeus: -but Chris, in your one video, you said that trolls get a kick in the teeth!
Bluespike: ...and you did a punch.
Chris: Yeah, well, I was talkin' about an adult troll; this guy's a thirteen- this guy's a thirteen-year-old.
Jack Thaddeus: So? That doesn't make it any better or... that doesn't mean he's exempt from punishment.
Chris: Yeah, well, still... talkin' bout legal aspects.
Guy: Well, I guess you should be giving him space (unintelligible) or something.
Bluespike: That's it.
Jack Thaddeus: Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, Bluespike? I heard you were a homosexual.
Bluespike: (Talks over him) Well I- well I warned you... I warned you all had one more chance. Now, because of his fans, Chris will not have his yahoo.
Jack Thaddeus: No! We will stop you. I know where you live, Bluespike.
Bluespike: No you don't.
Jack Thaddeus: Yes I do.
Chris: (Interrupts) Look- look, look...
Jack Thaddeus: I'm tracking your IP.
Bluespike: I'm behind seven proxies.
Jack Thaddeus: I can see through them.
(Several people talk)
Guy: Not proxies! (?)
Jack Thaddeus: (Laughs)
Bluespike: Yes, proxies. You will never find out where I live unless you have my... (gets talked over)
Sunshine: Guys! Let Chris talk!
Jack Thaddeus: Alright, talk, Chris.
Chris: I didn't have much to say. I was just, uh... mostly, uh, I do wa- I do want and need my yahoo account back.
Jack Thaddeus: Couldn't you just cancel it?
Chris: No, I have to lo- I have to be logged in in order to do that.
Foreign Guy: (?) Couldn't you call yahoo?
Chris: I don't know, I don't- I couldn't find there- uh, last time I tried goin' to- tryin' to contact yahoo, I couldn't find a phone number on there.
Guy: Ohh... what about email?
Chris: Uh, I could try that, but that's, uh, er, that's another story, but, uh... (trails off)
Bluespike: Thank you. Anyway, Chris, I'll give you and your fans one more chance. How does that sound?
Chris: Ugh... fine. (Pauses) Nobody pick on Bluespike... and I'll tell you what: as a bonus, I'll take down that video I uploaded earlier.
Bluespike: No, keep it up as a testament to the things I've done. Please keep it up. (pauses) So, Chris, how would you feel about pulling the playstation for me, since I am not very good with talking to people on the phone.
(Chris sighs)
Bluespike: See what you can get done.
Chris: Fine, I'll do something, alright?
Bluespike: Yes, after this mumble you will get on a call with... (gets talked over)
Chris: bu- bu- bu- but I nee- but I need- but, um, Bluespike I need to u- know your real name in real life.
Bluespike: Oh, forget that, man. I'm just gonna call em myself.
Chris: I gotta tell em your real name so I can call them for you.
Bluespike: If I tell you that, you're gonna come find out where I live and- give me a cold... so forget that. (pauses) Chris, another thing: why are you telling your fans to give me a cold?
Chris: Because, I'm suffering through one that's similar to a cold.
Bluespike: Yes, but you see- Chris, my PSN ban- that's kind of the equivalent of a cold... except I'm really mad.
Chris: Alright, fine, well, nobody give Bluespike a cold either.
Bluespike: Yeah, don't give me a cold, bro... I need vaccines.
Foreign Guy: You could give him AIDS!
Bluespike: I'm gonna give you AIDS.
Jack Thaddeus: (unintelligible) ...nevermind.
Bluespike: You'd better.
Jack Thaddeus: Um, also, Chris, what was- in the video you made- what was that about Billy Mays not being mayor?
Chris: Yeah... Another thing that I thought, ah, I thought I was doing for an adult woman.
Bluespike: Chris...
Chris: (Stutters a lot) ...I verbally dubbed him... mayor.
Bluespike: Oh, a few things, Chris, if I may: um... (gets talked over)
Jack Thaddeus: Well, then we saw this picture- hold on, I wanna show Chris this picture.
Bluespike: Ah, yes, after I... say one thing.
Chris: Oh, whoah whoah, now wait, is this a picture that you, uh, got in an email?... about- (gets talked over)
Jack Thaddeus: No.
(Jack and Chris talk at the same time.)
Jack Thaddeus: It's something that was floating around on the forums... (trails off, saying something about Billy Mays)
Bluespike: (kind of unintelligible, but names products advertised by Billy Mays. Someone else adds a product.)
Chris: Wait, wait, wait- let me just, uh, let me just ask Bluespike: why him be mayor? Why him?
Jack Thadeus: Because he's a charismatic leader.
Bluespike: Because Billy Mays is the best person in the world. By the way, if I may really quickly... you should fight your own battles instead of getting your fans to do it for you. You're not playing overlord; (?) you can't order your minions.
(Jack talks over Bluespike saying "um, Chris" while someone else burps)
Bluespike: Are you serious?
Jack Thaddeus: Chris, since he's wearing that medallion... Chris, I have a- you see the picture? Since he's wearing the medallion, doesn't that mean he's mayor? I thought that-
Chris: -No, no, no; the medallions have nothing to do with being mayor.
Foreign Guy: But Chris, you said that-
(Some guy yells over him weirdly)
Chris: The medallions have nothing to do with being the mayor!
(Several people talk at once; a girl says "stop bullying him!")
Girl: Everybody calm down!
Chris: And also, ihya look- if you look at this picture, that thing has obviously been photoshopped onto there... and I think that, uh...
Jack Thaddeus: (Talks over him) It doesn't look photoshopped.
Bluespike: And by the way um...
Chris: That i- it is photoshopped- I mean, do you see a shadow underneath the medallion? If it was r- was more matching to the setting?
Jack Thaddeus: Well, it's against his shirt!... It's against his shirt.
Bluespike: Yeah, he doesn't wear it outside his collar.
Jack Thaddeus: Yeah.
Bluespike: By the way, um...
Chris: (Talks over him) So it's doesn- so it's been obviously photoshopped.
Bluespike: Before I forget what I'm going to say... ah, yes: how can you believe what you say in that video without your true and honest medallion? Chris, tell me this, and tell me why I should believe the words you say on the youtube video on the internet. Please, do tell me.
(someone coughs)
Chris: I ha- I still have my high school ring, which has been in league with my medallion the whole time.
Bluespike: Yes, but... you could have easily stolen the ring... (gets talked over)
Foreign Guy: But you said in the (???) video that the medallion is needed!
Chris: Oh- if you all recall the preview for the- number ten comic book, the powers all (?) die and get transferred to my high school ring.
Foreign Guy: (?) But I thought that was just your power for Chris-Chan Sonichu, though.
Chris: Yeah, everything about Chris-Chan Sonichu even gets transferred to the ring.
Jack Thaddeus: (Over Chris) I thought this was like, uh...
(Several people talk at once)
Foreign Guy: Chris, this hasn't happened yet- you are not out of the time vortex in the comic yet.
Chris: I've drawn myself out of there.
Jack Thaddeus: Um, Chris, but wasn't that a, um... like, trailer or something for the real comic? I thought that, uh... so, is it canon or is it not canon?
Chris: *sigh* It's canon to real life, as well... this one.
Guy: You can turn into Sonichu??
Jack Thaddeus: Wh- yeah, you can transform in real life?? What?!
Chris: No, I can't transform in real life, but it's canon-
Jack Thaddeus: Oh.
Chris: ...it's canon to- it's canon for- it's canon for... that sorta thing. You know, I don't need my medallion; I- the powers got transferred to my ring... it's canon.
(Chris's phone rings)
Guy: So what happened to Blanca?
Chris: Scuse me. (Gets up to answer the phone.) Hello?... Yes...
(Someone makes a weird noise)
Bluespike: Who could be calling our dear Chris-Chan?
Chris: (Still on the phone) Yes.
Foreign Guy: (?) Why, yes, I would like to save money on my car insurance.
(Everyone laughs.)
Jack Thaddeus: Blanca got the medallion, that troll.
Chris: ...but, uh, tell me something I don't know.
Bluespike: (???) We all know that.
Chris: I appreciate (???)
(A long pause here)
Bluespike: I appreciate your condolences.
Chris: (???)
Bluespike: Tell me, Chris... who was on the phone?
Guy: I think he's still on the phone.
Other Guy: Shh.
Bluespike: Hey, Chris... can you hear me?
Guy: Shut up.
Sunshine: Hey, Blue... don't me an idiot.
Chris: (Gets back onto mumble, sighing) Alright.
Bluespike: So, Chris... who was on the phone?
Chris: Uhh, just a- fan, giving me his... nice... words and condolences for all the bad (?) that's been happening to me from... trolls.
Jack Thaddeus: (Talks over him) Bluespike was in here earlier, telling that- saying that he- you didn't have any real fans, and we were all trolls. We told him we're the true, honest fans, cause we are.
Chris: Yeah. Tell it like it is, brother... and sisters.
(Several people talk at once)
Guy: If the powers are in the high school ring, why have a medallion at all?
Jack Thaddeus: No! He transferred the powers from the medallion-
Guy: -I know, but-
(Several people talk at once)
Bluespike: Actually, I do know the answer to this: think Linus in, uh, Peanuts. He... feels attached to the medallion, like Linus feels to his blanket...
Foreign Guy: (Something unintelligible about the medallion)
Bluespike: ...and, it's Linus, except Linus is slightly cooler.
Guy: Huh... but, I noticed that- the ring- it could be like in Captain Planet.
(Several people talk)
Guy: Let Chris talk! I wanna hear his answer.
Chris: *sighs* I'm done, (?) but, uh, pretty much, yeah... but that is fairly much... yeah, the medallion was like a security blanket... in a sense.
Guy: And now the ring's a security blanket?
Chris: Yeah. It was attached to the medallion, as well. So, there you go. (Pauses) It was a thing- there was a characteristic of the m- of the ma- of the medallion that, ah, would se- would separate it from any thieves. It had a little thing on the back that was custom-fitted to my ring. (Pauses) I had my ring on it the whole time.
Guy: I thought the first medallion didn't have a thing for the ring.
Chris: The first one didn't, but the second one I created did.
Guy: Kay.
Chris: So it's like, you know, after the first one was- first one went, then I created the second one, added the slot with the ring, and, like, I transferred my memories from the old medallion to the new medallion, and in turn it got tra- all that got trans- all that and then some got transferred to the ring.
Guy: Oh.
Jack Thaddeus: Chris, don't you have multiple medallions, like, uh, the... Blachu one and the, uh... I mean... Blake one?
Chris: Yeah, no- yeah, no comment about those. No comment about those.
Jack Thaddeus: What do you mean, no comment? Can't you just wear those in the meantime?
Bluespike: (Talks over Jack) Chris, why don't you tell us what happened? Tell us what happened.
Chris: (unintelligible) Aaagh... (his phone rings) Same thi- same thi- (mutters) excuse me... (gets up to answer the phone)
Jack Thaddeus: Jeez.
Guy: Explain that- (???) in the comic books.
Other Guy: Shush.
Chris: Uhh, no. This is Christian Chandler, his son. (Pauses) Uhh, sorry. She's taking a nap right now. (Pauses) Speak it again. (?)
Guy: What's going on?
Jack Thaddeus: Shut up!
(A very long pause; some random noises are heard)
Jack Thaddeus: Are you there, Chris?
Sunshine: He's on the phone.
Guy: Echo, echo, echo...
Other Guy: Shut up.
(Long pause)
Chris: Yeah, it's a webcam. (Pauses) Yeah, I ha- I haven't done anything like that in a- f- for da long time. (?) (Pauses) Yeah yeah, I've been stepping away from the internet. (He pauses and/or gets cut off) ...webcam. (Long pause) ...and sometimes I'm rather low-functioning, I guess. (Pauses) You (?) don't have to do that; I'm not talking to the people.
Guy: Yeah... yeah yeah yeah.
(A strange noise can be heard; it may be part of a video)
(Long pause)
Chris: (???) sir, you shush. (?) Go ahead, father. (?)
(Trolls say stuff and tell each other to shut up)
Chris: It doesn't- (???) -it doesn't matter if I was cut off the internet or not. (Pauses, weird thumping noises) Yeah, well, I mean- yeah, I been ta- (gets cut off) Alright, well, good. I'm backing off (?) now; you can tell me more later. (?) (Pauses) I'll talk to you later, father. (Sighs) (Pauses) (Sighs again, getting back on mumble)
Sunshine: Chris, is everything okay?
Chris: Yeah, things are okay. Listen, I gotta go; I have things to do; I'll talk to y'all another time.
(Everyone goes crazy and tries to figure out what's going on.)