User:Champthom/Mailbag 41

From: animeguy28@twcny.rr.com Hey Chris! i love Alec Benson Leary! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better than you. -Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York

Dear Chris, You and the Asperchu ads are the only reason I go on this website. Actually just the Asperchu ads but you are ok too. Love, Mito

From: halerzUT1987@yahoo.com I think Alec Benson Leary is hot. Could you hook us up? Halee, Utah

From: tyfromCA@gmail.com Hey Chris, My girlfriend thinks Asperchu is cute. Tyler, California

From: Elisa Embleton <canneryrow@gmail.com> Alec Benson Leary is by far the most interesting guy I've heard about this year. And Asperchu is great because it's like Sonichu, except it takes out all of your terrible ideas and replaces them with Alec Benson Leary's great ideas.

From: David Price <dprice22@gmail.com> Hey Chris, Do you think you could put me in contact with Alec Benson Leary? I know that you and he must have fairly lose ties, since he let you write that Sonichu comic about one of his minor characters. (Not sure I appreciate the way you mess with Asperchu canon by making Sonichu a gay-hating straight though.) Anyway, please put me in touch with him, because I want to offer him a major publishing and distribution deal for his comics.

From: Holmes O'Keeffe <hokeeffe@hotmail.com> DEAR CHRIS WHERE THE HECK IS YOU HAIR??? YOUR SHIRTS ARE STUPID! I HATE YOU, HOLMES, California

From: Jimmy Candle-Leg <lampexplosives@gmail.com> Did you know that Alec Benson Leary used to be named Alex, kind of like how you used to be Christopher but now you're Christian? You guys are so similar it's scary, right down to being the authors of comics containing a lot of homoerotic undertones! -Jimmy