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text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout his/her [[ED|homeland]].|}}
text=This user forges [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]] and spreads drama throughout his/her [[ED|homeland]].|}}
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==[[Son-Chu]] ==
Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing a car. I mean, Has he ever heard of the word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances of getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles.
== Snorlax ==
== Snorlax ==



Revision as of 18:25, 25 February 2010

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Son-Chu

Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing a car. I mean, Has he ever heard of the word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances of getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles.



Snorlax

if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at 14 Branchland Court without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....

Cole Smithey

That's right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going to use him to troll Snore. We will send Snorlax a fake invitation to a film premiere, promising free chicken, but we won't have tickets for Chris, leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls, then what happens next is up to us.