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==Hi there!==
I am Christian. I am gay.  This is my Wiki. Even though I seem like a racist and I call black people niggis instead of niggers I really want to say niggers. But this all stems from the fact that I am pissed that I was born white. I want a black guy to give me some good fudge packing loving. I am gay as hell.
 
[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]
 
Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!
 
:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and donts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].
 
:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.
 
:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done.
 
:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.
 
:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions| FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:{{{1|{{<includeonly>subst:REVISIONUSER</includeonly>}}}}}|my talk page]]!
 
:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
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Revision as of 11:51, 4 August 2010

I am Christian. I am gay. This is my Wiki. Even though I seem like a racist and I call black people niggis instead of niggers I really want to say niggers. But this all stems from the fact that I am pissed that I was born white. I want a black guy to give me some good fudge packing loving. I am gay as hell.

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