User talk:CypherFDP

I'M THE CAPTAIN OF THIS TALK BOAT, SO HERPA DERP.

-The troll of the week? That's a fake name I'm using to coax Chris back to Youtube. It's goin' good, he's even used the "I'MA GET THE LAW ON YOU!" threat he never actually does. Also, he believes my name is now just Jeff. He is one dimwitted homo sapien. --Eniggy 15:09, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

• You know Successful Troll is successful when he refers to you in an e-mail. Congratulations. - CypherFDP 15:26, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
  • Heh, I sent him another with a song to the tune of "Do You Like Waffles?" and he told me he informed the "CyberCrime Division of the Police Force" and Cyberblah of the FBI" and also called me "Nathan Hugholders." and told me to enjoy getting BEATEN and ARRESTED. What the fuck does he smoke during the summer that he thinks Nathan Hugholders is an actual name and that trolling is a cybercrime and not online drug trafficking and encrypted emails from Al Qaeda? --Eniggy 18:55, 10 August 2010 (PDT)
    • Lolwut - CypherFDP 19:13, 10 August 2010 (PDT)

Well, he's fake, but he told me he lives 30 minutes away from Ruckersford and has seen Chris there multiple times doing "interesting things". I think the summer dry spell's starting to weaken. --Eniggy 06:54, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

• Oh well, it was fun while it lasted. He does an awfully good Chris impersonation, at least message-wise. - CypherFDP 07:28, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

Err...

Cypher...I think you should check your email...I just got a letter from our friend, with the proof that you asked for, telling me that he honestly isn't Chris (He's being oddly nice to me, really...)

The note, I was expecting, albeit, it looks like there may be writing on the other side of it, but that's probably just me.

The...well, I don't want to spoil it for you, but we may have a new image header for the creepy stare.

Either way, I'll try to get more info for your guys. Question is, should we document any of this, and if so, where? Since the Cwcki is about Chris. Msummers 12:04, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

No offense...

But have you been paying attention? He may not be Chris, but he could still be living NEAR him. I.E. Someone who actually KNOWS Chris.

It's not Chris, but it's still a possible untapped source of info, and with enough convincing, maybe even a field agent! Msummers 14:11, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

I'm using Q and A sessions to slowly ease him down to the point where he'll easily become a field agent. Right now, he's told me about Chris's Gamestop activities and why Chris hates the Xbox. --Eniggy 14:30, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

Pfft

Who's the stupid faggot that pretended to be CONJOPI

He didn't even spell the name right - CypherFDP 17:38, 16 August 2010 (PDT)