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''[Off camera]''-eep. | |||
''[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]'' | |||
''[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice]'' Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet, and the internet trolls. I am an adulturous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dang-gone rumours all over the internet! ''[Raises arms angrily]'' I am a velapadone[?wtf]! And you know what, I am a [[Chris and English|spawn of spatan]] and I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing honest, nothing decent, I have no sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one sad daughter. I am AN IDIOT!! | |||
''[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher]'' | |||
Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down!I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah! | |||
Revision as of 17:29, 7 October 2010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPsy3QwPiAo
Transcription
[Off camera]-eep.
[Jumps into view, face covered in brown paint and wearing a white t-shirt with "I GOT WHAT I DESERVE" on it]
[Strange, relatively low-pitched voice] Heeeeey, folks! It's me, Clyde Cash. I am the ruler of the internet, and the internet trolls. I am an adulturous foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time following and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dang-gone rumours all over the internet! [Raises arms angrily] I am a velapadone[?wtf]! And you know what, I am a spawn of spatan and I got what I deserve! Nothing! Nothing very good, nothing honest, nothing decent, I have no sense of pride for myself, because I got everything handed to me on a silver platter, I raped his Australian girlfriend! And then married her! And now I have a one sad daughter. I am AN IDIOT!!
[Voice changes suddenly, gets harsher] Rule over me, watch over me! Seriously, take me down!I want you to kill me! Clyde Cash, kill me now! Kill me, I don't want to live this life of being a spawn of satan anymore! Aaaaah!