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An '''Attraction Location''',<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> also called an "Attraction Spot",<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> is a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for any place where [[Chris]] sits passively, hoping to attract the attention of [[boyfriend-free girl|single women]]. Along with his [[Attraction Sign]] and [[Axe]] body spray, use of an Attraction Location has been a crucial component of Chris's [[Love Quest]].
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In practice, the Attraction Locations that Chris chose left him exposed to discovery by [[Mary Lee Walsh|various]] [[Manajerks|authority]] [[Jerkops|figures]], who take umbrage with his methods. He steadfastly refused to abandon his post until he was either [[banned]] or forcibly removed from the premises. Undaunted, he would go on to find new Attraction Locations, only to be banned from them as well.
 
It's interesting to note that the use of these different locations marks some of the few significant milestones in Chris's life between [[2003]] and [[2008]], and even this minor change in his routine was forced upon him. It's entirely possible that if Chris had made less of a ruckus, he might still be sitting in his original Attraction Location to this day, indifferent to the years wasted in his fruitless endeavor.
 
==Attraction Locations==
=== In [[Charlottesville]]===
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] (until suspension on 16 September [[2004]])
* [[University of Virginia]] (until December 2004; briefly returned during [[March 2009]], following [[Julie]] débâcle)
* [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] (February 2004 until banned on 29 March 2005, briefly during March 2009, [[May 2009]] until imminent permaban)
* [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] (until kicked out on 20 and 22 June 2005)
* [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] (until arrested and thrown out on 20 July 2005)
* [[The GAMe PLACe]] (although not primarily an Attraction Location, Chris met [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] there, and possibly considered it a good place to meet subsequent women, at least until being permabanned on 28 August [[2008]])
* [[Fridays After Five]] (used in [[June 2010]], sporting a [[muscle bra]] he'd written on; seemed to attract the attention of a few [[Pedofork|underage girls]]).
 
===In [[Ruckersville]]===
* [[14 Branchland Court]] (since late [[2008]], Chris has mostly confined his Love Quest to the [[Internet]]. While perhaps not officially an Attraction Location, his basic technique of sitting around waiting for love to find him remains unchanged.)
 
==Attraction time==
Chris's time spent at his attraction location would be called his "attraction time".<ref>[[Story of My Current Days]]</ref> While waiting for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to approach him, he would do things such as play on his [[Nintendo|DS]], watch videos on his DS, pace back and forth, sing loudly, and so forth. These activities which, obviously, were rather distracting to mall patrons (and not terribly attractive to nubile passersby), would factor into his being [[banned]] from such locations.
 
Due to his imbalanced [[biological clock]] (typically causing him to crash into slumber at about 6:30 A.M. and wake close to noon) attraction time would generally take place in the mid-to-late afternoon. This time would conveniently (and to the horror of the female patrons of [[Fashion Square]]) provide a higher concentration of potential sweethearts for Chris to harass.
 
[[Anna McLerran]]'s [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|"The Tale of the Crazy Pacer"]] is the definitive chronicle of Chris spending his attraction time, when he moved from sitting in front of [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] to [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear|Pac Sun]], where Anna was working at the time.
 
==See also==
* [[Attraction Sign]]
* [[Bagget]]
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Jerkop]]
* [[Love Quest]]
* [[Manajerks]]
* [[Mary Lee Walsh]]
* [[Sweetheart]]
 
==Sauces==
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