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The '''[[Wikipedia:University of Virginia|University of Virginia]]''', founded by [[A Hike|Thomas Jefferson]] himself in [[Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]], has been declared a [[Wikipedia:World Heritage Site|World Heritage Site]] and is a famous example of [[Wikipedia:Neoclassical architecture|neoclassical architecture]], in addition to being consistently regarded as one of the best universities in the [[United States of America]]. 
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All this, however, cannot save it from the unfortunate fame of being one of Chris's prime [[attraction location|attraction locations]].
 
Chris would spend time in the Alderman Library, playing his [[Nintendo|DS]] in the café, in hopes of attracting a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to be his [[sweetheart]]. According to a local [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]] goon named vikivil, Chris would also leave some business cards behind in library with the address to the [[Sonichu site]] printed on them. It can be reasonably assumed that these cards might have been one of the early seeds to his later Internet infamy.
 
Chris alludes to "the campus" in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|22 May 2009]] video, suggesting that he may return to UVA as an attraction location for his [[Fuck Quest]].
 
==Sonichu on UVA==
 
In ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #5, "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]" (read: Chris) did a review of the UVA Library:
{{quotebox|After hanging at Fashion Square and PVCC, Sonichu, the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]], decided to give the University of Virginia a try.  He found the campus grounds serene and peaceful with its history, scenery and plenty of grass to rest on.  He found himself educated within the libraries’ many books, and made like he was in Paris with the outdoor tables and chairs.  And the “Corner” stores had an interesting selection of items from pencil sets to DVDs.  He gave the UVA 5/5 Lightning Bolts of approval.  Thank you UVA, for a very peaceful place to chill at in the city of Charlottesville.}}
 
==UVA student on Chris==
 
{{quotebox|So Sonichu returned to Alderman today. I am not sure what to make of him. He sits in his chair and draws his sonichu comics, harmless, i assme. Yet, I feel like he knows he's different. He knows that the world rushing in front of him is not his own. Surrounded by the "brightest" students in America, whatever that means, he sits in his chair and draws. 23 years old. I'm not sure he even [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|graduated high school]]. In front of him texts of [[Wikipedia:Plato|Plato]], [[Wikipedia:Faulkner|Faulkner]], [[Chris and religion|God]], and [[Wikipedia:Heinrich von Kleist|Kleist]] swirl. Does he have the capacity to understand these works? Whether he can or not, I am not sure, but their is something in his eyes that realizes that there is a level of understanding and thought that he is unable to partake in. As he slumps lower and lower in his chair with each student he eyes reading or holding a book, he falls into himself- into the markers and colors on the page in front of him. (coffee idea) He seems intelligent enough to understand that he does not understand, and that is the hardest part of all.<ref>[http://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html LiveJournal] 13 April 2005</ref>}}
 
==Fake number==
 
On 12 [[March 2009]], Chris talked to seven girls at Alderman Library. One of them gave him a number. "But unfortunately it was a fake... but unfortunately it was a bad number" because it was out of service. Chris was emotionally prepared for that though, since he had watched [[Wikipedia:The Strike (Seinfeld)|an episode]] of ''[[Wikipedia:Seinfeld|Seinfeld]]'' where [[Wikipedia:Elaine Benes|Elaine]] gives fake numbers to guys and a funny situation resulted with her wanting a free sub.<ref>[[Robert Simmons V#Church visit|Church audio]]</ref>
 
==Sauce==
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