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| | Welcome to my wiki! |
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| | I am a fat, autistic, self- centered man- child, who doesn't care about you, honest content, or any of that bullshit. I do not understand people, society, how to have a friend or how to entertain people, I pretend to to 'fool' people. If you actually believed me, go and dive out of your window now. My house is a public health hazard, somebody should destroy it. Kill me and my mom 'snorlax' while you're at it. In one of my crazy autistic sessions, I somehow decided you actually want to read about my life, which, I know, is complete and utter horseshit. But I'm too much of a lazy fatass to delete it. So, now there are loads of pile-of-shit pages you can read about my waste of a life and feel better about yourself. |
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| | P.S. There are no pictures on this front page, because for once I understand how you feel and know you don't want to see my fat, aspie, perma-virgin, ass-lookalike face. Please troll my wiki to your heart's content, I guess its the only way it will ever be what you could relate to 'fun'. If you find any special needs, love- deprived, self centered assholes (such as myself) trying to moderate posts and support me, because they feel good having someone they can relate to, be sure to let them know the world is better off without them and nothing their mis-functioning, infant-mental-age brains can shit out all over the internet will actually help or interest anyone and people of their mentality should seek professional help, actually try to mould their obssessive fantasies into something helpful to society (yeah, they're gonna make the effort to do that (!), being as self- centered and socially exclusive as they are), or, most beneficial to moost people, commit suicide. |
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| <div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
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| <div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
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| <div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!''</div>
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| | That's my explanation for why this abominative waste of pixels exists, straight from the horse's ass. If you're still reading this, you are a fucking nerd, but hopefully you are at least bored out of your mind and wishing for me to stop, so I'll spare you the displeasure of hearing my autistic, toddler- logical bullshit any longer. Thank you. |
Welcome to my wiki!
I am a fat, autistic, self- centered man- child, who doesn't care about you, honest content, or any of that bullshit. I do not understand people, society, how to have a friend or how to entertain people, I pretend to to 'fool' people. If you actually believed me, go and dive out of your window now. My house is a public health hazard, somebody should destroy it. Kill me and my mom 'snorlax' while you're at it. In one of my crazy autistic sessions, I somehow decided you actually want to read about my life, which, I know, is complete and utter horseshit. But I'm too much of a lazy fatass to delete it. So, now there are loads of pile-of-shit pages you can read about my waste of a life and feel better about yourself.
P.S. There are no pictures on this front page, because for once I understand how you feel and know you don't want to see my fat, aspie, perma-virgin, ass-lookalike face. Please troll my wiki to your heart's content, I guess its the only way it will ever be what you could relate to 'fun'. If you find any special needs, love- deprived, self centered assholes (such as myself) trying to moderate posts and support me, because they feel good having someone they can relate to, be sure to let them know the world is better off without them and nothing their mis-functioning, infant-mental-age brains can shit out all over the internet will actually help or interest anyone and people of their mentality should seek professional help, actually try to mould their obssessive fantasies into something helpful to society (yeah, they're gonna make the effort to do that (!), being as self- centered and socially exclusive as they are), or, most beneficial to moost people, commit suicide.
That's my explanation for why this abominative waste of pixels exists, straight from the horse's ass. If you're still reading this, you are a fucking nerd, but hopefully you are at least bored out of your mind and wishing for me to stop, so I'll spare you the displeasure of hearing my autistic, toddler- logical bullshit any longer. Thank you.