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"'''It's UGH!'''" is the bizarre name to a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[July 2009]], before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song "OK2B[[Gay]]" by Norwegian [[wikipedia:Bubblegum dance|bubblegum dance]] singer [[Tomgirl|Tomboy]]. At the end of the video,  he curses at [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who had made [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris hump his PS3]] within the same day) and "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha whatever]]."
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Note that Chris, in this video, is visibly disgusted and offended by a pro-gay song which is sung tongue firmly grasped in cheek. While the song's message (it's okay to be gay, obviously) is intended to be serious, lines like "[[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|pick up the soap]]" are clearly being sung in a humorous manner.
 
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name          = It's UGH!
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|5NZw7tRNa2A}}
| stardate      = 24 [[July 2009]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| shirt          = {{BrownLogoShirt2|text}}
| previous      = [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]
| next          = [[It's UGH!#Remake Video|It's____]]
}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the opening of the song's video version. Chris is shown grimacing in pain over the chorus of [[JERKS]] singing. He starts [[Chris and music|singing]] at 0:37, in a very unsettling, yet quite on point [[Star Wars|Yoda]] impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']
 
<poem>It's okay to be [[homos|gay]], let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
 
Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose
 
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your [[semen|load]]
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way
 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!
 
Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size
 
Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way
 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way ''[gagging sounds]''
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
 
Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)
 
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over
 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
 
West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade
 
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!
 
Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.</poem>
 
==Remake==
[[Image:TrickeryFail.jpg|thumb|Chris thought he would be clever if he made the video by not actually titling the video "It's Okay to be Gay," in addition to having tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty [[homos]]."]]
 
[[Jack Thaddeus]], not satisfied with Chris handing him a video where he sings in a dumb voice and covers himself on camera most of the time, wanted a version of him singing it with more vigor.
 
'''It's____''', a remake of It's UGH!, was uploaded on the following day, 25 [[July 2009]]. Chris sings the song in a more energetic and upbeat manner. He is seen disguised with a [[KCWC broadcast|Groucho Marx]] mask, along with the hat of his [[Officer Nasty]] sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The YouTube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty [[homos]]." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the [[trolls]].
 
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===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name          = It's____
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|TdLK7L66Wf4}}
| stardate      = 24 [[July 2009]]
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| previous      = [[It's UGH!#Video|It's UGH!]]
| next          = [[Cwc dare]]
}}
 
=== Transcript ===
[[Kick the Autistic|Merry Kickmas]]. [[Random-access humor|Why not?]]
 
It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way<br>
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way<br>
 
Father figures we are<br>
You're a shooting star you've come so far<br>
I was once in your shoes<br>
In a closet like you<br>
I had nothing to lose<br>
 
Hey man gay man pick up the soap<br>
Get on your knees and pray<br>
Hey man gay man<br>
Release your load<br>
You've got to cease to delay<br>
The gay way<br>
 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way<br>
Hooray! For the man!<br>
 
Ooh, strong man<br>
queen of the balls<br>
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all<br>
Come out<br>
open your eyes<br>
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize<br>
 
Hey man gay man pick up the soap<br>
Get on your knees and pray<br>
Hey man gay man<br>
Release your load<br>
you've got to cease to delay<br>
The gay way<br>
 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
Okay to be gay!<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way<br>
 
Sing hallelujah<br>
It's getting to ya<br>
 
Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork!<br>
Now remember<br>
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over<br>
 
It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
It's okay!<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way<br>
 
West is where you should go<br>
To San Francisco<br>
I get that you know<br>
Would you gather my face<br>
So united we stand in a gay parade<br>
A human serenade [''cough'']<br>
 
[''mumbling''] Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way<br>
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way<br>
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way<br>
 
It's ''not'' okay to be gay! [''Chris takes off his Groucho glasses, throws them to the ground, and makes a pose'']
 
===Altered description===
The next day, Chris added a changed description.
{{quotebox|I INFORM YOU TRUE,
 
 
I was Blackmailed originally into singing that Damn, Dirty Song. Upon Initial Reading of the Lyrics, I FELT QUEASY and GOING TO THROW UP. I expressed that Fully in the FIRST TRIAL of singing it, even though I deleted it, someone else may have Mirrored those Close-Ups of my body and Vocals. I REMAIN STRONG AND TRUE; ONLY Straightness is Rightous; "Gay" IS "Stupid", and DO NOT use the word "[[homos|Gay]]" IN ANY SENTENCE, UNLESS you are actually talking to or about a PAPER-CERTIFIED Homosexual (they're already all damned).
 
 
 
 
I AM A PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN; I Personally Hold ALL the paperwork.
 
 
 
 
For the while, with "[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Stan Bush]]" at my PSP/PC/[[PS3]] offering me Inspiration to continue on. I required an instance WHY of all human and God-Giving Reason, and if it was AT ALL, that original track ever GOOD and Beneficial for the Cause to Stay Straight. It took an Ex-Troll-Turned-Friend to let me know that TomBoy ORIGINALLY wrote that song as a MOCKERY. That was ALL I need to know and hear to MAKE MY MOCKERY to Gays, and SING ON. I have fulfilled my End of the Deal with Victory and Valour towards the Rightous Cause of Being Straight. I had "From the darkness stumbled into the Light". While it "Seems like it's been Forever", This was the "Last Round" that I had to "Fight for what I Know IS RIGHT". "Everyone may try to Break my Spirits, Keepin' Me Down," But NO MORE.
 
 
I, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]; TRUE ORIGINAL Creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], WITH EYE-WITNESSES back on HIS and HER Dates Of Creation and Birth, AM BACK, and I will not stand idle and be Disrespected with fellow Local Citizens of all [[JERKS|Gen]][[Women's rights|ders]] and [[Chris and race|Races]] Falling in That Disrespect In My Wake.
 
 
I thank you ALL to RESPECT and CONTINUE RESPECTING Me, My Friends, My Hometowns, and THESE United States of America. I AM STRAIGHT; CUT YOUR DAMN, DIRTY "GAY" THEORIES THE FUCK OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE FOREVER.
 
 
Thank You.
 
 
Christian Weston Chandler, July 25, 2009 }}
 
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Cwc dare]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}
 
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]
 
[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-24]]

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