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[[9 October 2009]] (officially '''10092009''') is a video in which [[Chris]] states that [[Barbara]] does not have AIDS, that he is [[Homo|straight]], and that the [[trolls]] should GROW UP.


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==Video==
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===Transcript===
[[Captain's Log]], Stardate October 9th, 2009. 
I have a, uh, couple of small [[Da Update (CWC-ism)|updates]] that I wish to, uh, dispell the rumors about...such.
[''[[Pedo-Glasses|Dramatic glasses removal]]'']
Uh, number one, [[Barbara Chandler|my mother]] WAS at a hospital recently, but SHE DOES NOT HAVE AIDS.  Which is a dang [''wipes his forehead with the side of his wrist''], dan-uh-dang STD that di-dat-em-eh-dat [''waves to the [[PSEye|camera]]''] makes your immune system go awry, makes it worse make it makes it worse [''waves to the camera again''] for colds to get in, but my mom does not have AIDS.  She went to the hospital because we thought it was [''waves to the camera a third time''] food poisoning from bad [[China|Chinese]] food.  But turned out dah, it turned out that it was colitis, TRIGGERED by s-the spicy food, so my mom can no long-can not eat spicy or sugary foods or [[CWC Cola|drinks]].
Colitis is an infection of the colon.  You can look it up on the Wik...ipedia.<ref>[[wikipedia:Colitis|look it up on the Wik...ipedia]]</ref>
And also, I wish to reiterate ANOTHER TIME.  I. AM. [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|STRAIGHT]].  I am so sick of being mislabeled as such.  Quit e-mailing me with those dang dirty stupid comments!  I am NOT [[Homos|GAY]], I am NOT BI-SEXUAL, I am STRAIGHT.  Get through your damn dirty stupid idiotic immature skulls, and while you're at it [''raises hand for illustrative emphasis''] grow up! [[wikipedia:Pot calling the kettle black|Grow up!]]
[''long pause, grunt''] Y'all being really immature in going on with these stupid rumor spreadings.  Because you're 'cause-shh [''pause''] you don't know whe'er they're true or not, and [[List of Chris's lies|if you don't know whe'er there if they're true or not, then don't say anything]].  I'll leave you with that, and I am still working on the [[Sonichu 9|comic pages]], and [''wipes the side of his head with the back of his wrist''] the [[CWCipedia]] will be update-will have another update.  This weekend. 
[''peace sign''] Peace out, and have a safe day.
==References==
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