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Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot? | Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot? | ||
He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming.All that matters is that he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass-sex with all these listed: <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... '''aaaaaaaaaaaaand''' keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china! | He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming. | ||
All that matters is that he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass-sex with all these listed: <s>Elder gods</s> <s>Shoggoths</s> <s>mortals</s>(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... '''aaaaaaaaaaaaand''' keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china! | |||
Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;<s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes. | Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;<s>pussy</s> china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes. | ||
Revision as of 10:58, 5 January 2010
R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!
Christian Weston Chandler... Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?
He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming.
All that matters is that he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass-sex with all these listed: Elder gods Shoggoths mortals(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... aaaaaaaaaaaaand keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!
Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;pussy china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.
---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...