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=Cogs's offended at Clyde=
I don't know, she's trying to protect a girl who doesn't give a shit about her.
 
=Clyde's Beatles Piss Songs=
I don't know, he made this shit up.
 
==Shiny Road Medley==
The greatest medley ever made.
 
===They Never Gave me Their Blessings===
 
They never gave me their blessings
 
Your parents wanted me just to love you
 
And in the middle of negotiations
 
We broke down
 
 
You only wanted for me to
 
Piss on you so that I could stay true
 
And in the middle of my demonstration
 
You break down
 
 
Shiny's running, bladder spent
 
Pissing was just my present
 
All my piss is gone, nothing to do
 
Any moron could emit
 
Pissing for just ten minutes
 
Yellow pissin' flow, nothing to do
 
But oh, that magic feeling, nothing to do
 
Oh, that magic feeling
 
Nothing to do
 
 
ONE SWEET DREAM
 
Pick up the bags get my girl Shiny
 
Soon we'll be away from here
 
Step on the gas and wipe that piss away
 
One sweet dream comes true one day
 
Comes true one day
 
Comes true one day (YES IT WILL)
 
 
 
One two three four five six seven
 
Get my Shiny, take her to heaven
===Here Comes Clyde's Small Thing===
 
Here comes Clyde's small thing
 
Here comes Clyde's small thing
 
Everybody's running
 
Everybody's scared
 
Here comes Clyde's small thing
 
 
Yo soy paco muy macho tengo taco muy amor
 
El pollo loco kay suh dilla mucho muy amor
 
Toro fuerte soy muy quinse tor tilla me amor
 
 
===Mean Mr. Clyde Cash===
 
Mean Mr. Clyde Cash made me stand still
 
Pissed on me just trying to save water
 
Pissed on my face on the road
 
Pissed all over my nice clothes
 
Hate how it seemingly flows
 
Such a mean old man
 
Such a mean old man
 
 
My name's Shiny, I work at a church
 
Taking calls, from Godless heathens
 
Then I got fired cuz that guy
 
Pissed on Jesus right in the eye
 
Always piss in places obscene
 
Such a dirty old man
 
Dirty old man
 
 
===Shiny's New Van===
 
Well you should see Shiny's new van
 
So nice looking but I don't trust that man
 
He's taking out his small junk pissing all over the trunk
 
You shouldn't see Shiny's new van
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 
That van was bought with all the money she saved
 
Took her years to get the thing that she craved
 
Now it's completely ruined with all the piss that he spread
 
God, that man is just completely depraved
 
 
===He Pissed Through the Bathroom Window===
 
Oh look out!
 
He pissed through the bathroom window
 
When he heard that doorbell go
 
He went and broke into her household
 
To piss on Shiny right below
 
 
Didn't anybody tell her
 
Didn't anybody see
 
Clyde's been on the phone since Monday
 
Pissing in a cup for tea
 
 
He said he'd go and stalk her
 
He knew where she was everyday
 
And though she thought she could restrain him
 
But the court, the legal system said no way
 
 
And so she went into a panic
 
Then she quit Everquest Two
 
And though God tried his best to help her
 
He had no sway over a man who was a jew
 
 
Didn't anybody tell her
 
Didn't anybody see
 
Clyde's been on the phone since Monday
 
Pissing in a cup for tea
 
Oh yeah...
 
 
===Golden Showers===
 
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...
 
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so
 
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
 
Now that you're clean and really dry
 
 
Golden showers fill your eyes
 
Piss awakes you when you rise
 
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
 
I'll piss on you when you're not dry
 
 
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...
 
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so
 
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
 
Now that you're clean and really dry
 
 
===Piss On Your Face===
 
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
 
Piss on your face a long time
 
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
 
Piss on your face a long time
 
 
They never gave me their blessings
 
So I went and won you over
 
Now we'll never be separated
 
Together...
 
 
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
 
Piss on your face a long time
 
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
 
Piss on your face a long time
 
 
===The End===
 
Oh yeah, all right
 
Will I piss on you in your dreams tonight?
 
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
 
 
And in the end
 
The piss you take is equal to the piss I make
 
 
===My Shiny===
 
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
 
But she doesn't like my piss, I'd say
 
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
 
But opinions change from day to day
 
 
I wanna go and just piss on her a lot
 
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
 
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
 
One day she's gonna change her mind
 
Oh yeah
 
One day I'll make her change her mind
 
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