Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4

Chris: (Indistinguishable)

Alec: Yeah well you-you guess what Chris. Those ads aren't going anywhere until you answer a few questions of mine, cause I'm sick of being nice to you.

Chris: What are yo-

Alec: I've been nice

Chris: Well what are your questions

Alec: I've been nice to you for too long. Well first of all, your apology video. Completely unsatisfactory. You didn't mention anything, of what you were apologizing for. You just said 'Oh I'm apologizing for some of the things I said.' Is that supposed to include the death threats Chris? Cause you should probably mention that specifically.

Chris: Yes it did include the past death threats.

Alec: Okay well I think you should make a better apology video, and in your second apology video-

Chris: Okay

Alec: -I want you to, um, not spend eighty percent of the video not making demands of me.Cause see an apology video should be just that, it should be apologizing for when you did something wrong. Do you think you've done something wrong to me Chris? Do you think you have? I think you have.

Chris: Do I think I have done anything wrong to you?

Alec: Yes

Chris: Why yes I-Yes I admit I have done wrong to you Alec.

Alec: Okay

Chris: By mislabeling and mistakes and errors and I apologize for that.

Alec: Mislabeling, kinda like what a troll would do. Isn't that right? Why don't you list all the things you did wrong. List them specifically. Cause, cause I want to make sure. I don't want to just tell you to make a more specific video if you don't know specifically. So please list the things you think you did wrong to me.

Chris: Okay, I will (pause)

Alec: I'm waiting. I mean list now, I'd like to hear you say now.

Chris: Alright Alex, I'm sorry for mislabeling you, and giving you death threats.

Alec: What did you mislabel me as.

Chris: Mislabeling you as a villian type of person.

Alec: Yeah that was pretty bad of you.

Chris: Yeah

Alec: Continue

Chris: Alright (Pause) Anything else?

Alec: I'm asking you, I'm asking you to continue with the list.

Chris: (18 second pause where Chris sighs while listing the things he just said in a low voice)

Alec: How about uh...here's a hint. Ummm, is there, is there anyone close to me. A friend perhaps, that you've mislabeled and done wrong against? Can you think of any?

Chris: Let me guess, Evan?

Alec: You got it right, you got it right. You have wronged Evan. Do you know how you have wronged Evan?

Chris: (16 second pause) For labeling him as-

Alec: It's not that hard

Chris: -the origin point for Simonla

Alec: Ummm, no actually. That was the correct thing. That was the one correct thing you did, was labeling him as the origin point of Simonla, cause that's what he was. What's the wrong thing you did to him?

Chris: Ummm...I yelled at him too!

Alec: Umm..there's a bigger issue. You stole Simonchu from him, there I gave that one to you. And you won't give his character back. What do you think of that?

Chris: He can have his Simonchu.

Alec: Simonla, Simonla is Simonchu