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'''Vanessa IRC Chat 6''' is the sixth chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's Education#James Madison University|acquaintance]] pretending to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. It took place on 21 April 2009.
#redirect [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6]]
 
 
==Summary==
 
This chat opens with Chris talking about his previous [[Chris and the Law|arrests]]. He reveals that it was [[Ivy]]'s idea to draw her dad as Coach McGuirk. He talks more about [[God and Jesus]] telling him about Ivy being the one. If she has a son, she'll name him [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]]. He claims to know a little [[CWC Fighter|Karate]] and that he's so strong that he can [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|lift his office chair]] with an object on it. Amazingly, he admits that Josh could probably beat him in Karate, saying that  the beating he would receive makes him want to cry.
 
 
==Transcript==
 
 
[''Robotnik's Note: I was almost not going to post this due to lack of lulz, then towards the end when he starts acting tough and talks about how attractive he is I decided it had to be posted.'']
 
<br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:33:45 PM):''' she's okay.  but now she's giving me a mean-eye; your bodyguards did a background check on me, with my run-ins with the police.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:33:57 PM):''' yeah
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:34:53 PM):''' they do alot of background check alot bc they care for me
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:38 PM):''' I understand.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:35:49 PM):''' I just typed up what happened with the police to Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:04 PM):''' would you like to know too?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:36:10 PM):''' sure
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:36:20 PM):''' This was in my EARLIER days of my Sweetheart Search Years Ago; I got handcuffed for "solicitation" and "loitering"; my attraction method for finding women was a sign stating that I was a single male, seeking a boyfriend-free woman.  I learned a year or two later from my mother's words that having the sign by my side made me look retarded, and gave a possible impression of selling sex, which was NOT the case.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:36:56 PM):''' oh
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:37:49 PM):''' yeah emily very cute girl
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:38:42 PM):''' Ivy is a beautiful girl too.  Next time you talk to Harleen, or I meet you (whichever comes first), you may ask Harleen about Ivy; they were close friends.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:16 PM):''' she may also confidentially share a picture with you, if I don't first.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:39:27 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:39:54 PM):''' yesterday was our 2-month anniversary since we started talking to each other on the phones.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:08 PM):''' I sent her a fun animated greeting e-card
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:40:38 PM):''' and I'm going to create a new music video for her, where the story is a fantasy wedding between me and her.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:41:45 PM):''' oh ic
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:42:29 PM):''' you should send emily some pic's of you
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:42:42 PM):''' the new video was her idea, and I delightfully agreed to it; she e-mailed me some of her details for the wedding.  She wanted me to redraw "Home Movies"' Coach McGuirk for her father.  :D
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:43:12 PM):''' I tried; she is not using an AOL client that can receive files on the AIM, or even in e-mail to her AIM address.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:45:55 PM):''' Have you try Sex on the Beach?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (11:48:30 PM):''' ??
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:48:44 PM):''' I'm sorry; I just accidentally angered Emily.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:30 PM):''' She said that after I made up for missing y'all with lunch next tuesday, she'll do something for me; I misunderstood and said a wrong thing with no intention of harm.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:50:34 PM):''' :(
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:50:48 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:51:08 PM):''' well you need to be nice
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:54:36 PM):''' that's not easy to think up on the spot, but I just explained how I can relate to how she feels about my mistake.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:54:49 PM):''' k
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:54:58 PM):''' you have a mic?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:55:05 PM):''' yeah, but hang on for a bit.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:55:18 PM):''' say sorry to her on the mic
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:58:13 PM):''' she's very Sexy
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (11:59:35 PM):''' I'm sure of that, but I'm just confiding in her about a piece of my past with encyclopedia dramatica.
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (11:59:44 PM):''' ok
</font><br><font color="#009966">'''Joshua (12:06:17 AM):''' so what you think about emily?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:06:50 AM):''' she's a good girl.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:07:35 AM):''' she is understanding of my past situation, and I think she's feeling empathetic for me too.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:07:48 AM):''' kool
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:10:37 AM):''' so ask me something you think Ivy is the 1 for you?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:11:15 AM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:11:58 AM):''' God told me so in his own words, and I've told you the true story about the previous music video and my fixed biological clock.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:18 AM):''' if you amd Ivy have a girl what would u Name it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:23 AM):''' Crystal
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:27 AM):''' if it was a Boy?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:13:33 AM):''' i mean the whole name
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:34 AM):''' Reginald, or her choice.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:13:41 AM):''' girl: Crystal Weston Chandler
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:06 AM):''' boy, Reginald (her choice for middle name and/or different first name) Chandler.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:14:44 AM):''' Crystal is just a pretty name, and I have had NUMEROUS DREAMS where I had my daughter in my arms, and her name was always Crystal Weston Chandler.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:17:55 AM):''' so i heard you know Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:55 AM):''' I just finished talking to Emily; she's cool with me again; it is scheduled for a second attempt next tuesday.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:17:59 AM):''' a bit
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:18:51 AM):''' meeting in the Cafeteria/Ballroom building.  Let's plan on meeting in front of the Ballroom entrance, just down the hall from the info desk on the 2nd floor.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:27 AM):''' I can do a karate kick and chop, but I don't consider myself a blackbelt.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:19:29 AM):''' :)
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:20:33 AM):''' so you think you good as Joshua?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:21:50 AM):''' he's probably better than me at karate, but I am strong.  I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:22:05 AM):''' the chair alone is Heavy.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:23:31 AM):''' so why dont you try Karate on Joshua
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:23:33 AM):''' ?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:08 AM):''' I don't want to accidentally hurt him; I am a peaceful-type gentleman.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:24:21 AM):''' but I can put up a good defense and offense when provoked.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:25:27 AM):''' so you think Joshua can beat you in Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:39 AM):''' most likely.  lol
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:25:57 AM):''' but even I would be surprised if I could even pin him down.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:03 AM):''' he's slightly taller than me.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:26:21 AM):''' that dont mean nothing
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:33 AM):''' I see that.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:26:59 AM):''' but, yeah, I honestly think he would beat up my ass if he wanted to.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:27:05 AM):''' would you like too try it on Joshua?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:27:29 AM):''' IDK, maybe.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:09 AM):''' ask him
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:28:15 AM):''' you should try
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:30:05 AM):''' I guess.  lol  but I feel kinda shy about it.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:07 AM):''' well try it om Joshua this week
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:32:22 AM):''' next time I see him, I'll ask.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:32:43 AM):''' he's gona say yes bc i know him really well
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:34:05 AM):''' what gona happen if you get ur ass kicked?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:19 AM):''' hopefully I won't be hurt soo bad I would require an ambulance, but I'd probably cry and weep from the pain for a short moment to a while.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:35:58 AM):''' but I have handled the heaviest of emotional pain, and I have expirenced a dose of physical pain too.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:36:02 AM):''' a good dose.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:37:26 AM):''' between being pinned down by the Nathanel Greene Elementary school staff in the 4th grade, being handcuffed and dragged, having my head rubbed vigorously on a carpet to make me shed bloddy tears.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:41:04 AM):''' ur wanny try it see how good you are?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:41:36 AM):''' alright; a later time I see him, I'll ask him.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:42:31 AM):''' so how you know ur Karate?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:43 AM):''' learned it from television mostly.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:42:45 AM):''' and movies
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:43:19 AM):''' so that makes you good from watching it?
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:44:15 AM):''' anyway, I have published a set of 8 questions on Sonichu, and 8 on myself. I'm not saying, but I have actually tried my karate in high school while I was in the gym, and in the lavatory so I don't have to touch the handle with my hands.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:28 AM):''' after we meet, I will let you watch my crazy nudie audition you requested, as well as my test of strength.
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:46:41 AM):''' those were on the CD-R.
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:18 AM):''' if joshua kick ur ass so bad and mess you face up how ur gona feel about it?
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:41 AM):''' ??
</font><br><font color="#FF0066">'''Joshua (12:48:45 AM):''' just wounder
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:49:43 AM):''' A SHITLOAD OF PAIN, Physical, and Emotional; I would feel like my face is not as nice as it looks now, or before then, and that I would probably look like a hideous beast no woman would ever want.  :(
</font><br><font color="#0033FF">'''ChrisChanSonichu (12:50:14 AM):''' I feel like I could cry just imagining that...  :_(</font>
 
[''Chat ends'']
 
 
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