User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles

Stuff.

MOAR OBSERVATIONS AND SHIT

Chris has no concept of gender roles. Period. It's at it's most obvious within the High School story, where "Terrah Yowman" is somehow considered a lesbian because she hangs out with guys, but it's in the comic as well.

First off, Chris refers to himself as Chris-chan because he thinks it sounds manly and badass--like Jackie Chan. Problem is, he's somehow able to watch anime and not pick up on how it's a feminine suffix(yes I know there's more detail to it than that). It could be that he prefers dubs over subs and never caught up to it. He's also unaware of how his character needing to be saved all the time, usually by women, makes him look weak because he sees men saving women all the time and the women never catch flak for it.

Also, why the hell is he buying DVDs for anime in general when anyone with a brain knows that you can watch it for free online?

MOAR INSANITY

If there's a zombie attack, should one of us go to Ruckersville and save Chris?

I guess it depends on the kind of zombies--are we dealing with the ZSG slow/headshot zombies, the Dead Rising slow/anywhere zombies, the Dawn of the Dead fast/headshot zombies, or the Left 4 Dead fast/anywhere zombies(with or without special infected)?

No, wait, Chris is fucked in all of those scenarios. He's fucked with the fast zombies because so is everyone else. He's fucked with slow zombies because he'll whine about the stress of having to power walk to safety. And for L4D? If he somehow manages to find a group of survivors, he'll get them all killed when he tries to have sex with the Witch.

So don't save Chris when the world ends.

Oh dear GOD, what if we lived in an alternate universe where everyone involved in trolling Chris had their genders flipped, including Chris himself...well, she'd be slightly more difficult to troll because Chris is pretty damn feminine to begin with.

MOAR IDEAS

Here's a list of articles that ought to be highlighted on the 31st.

• Snorlax(This ought to be the AOTN)
• Bob
• Chris and Religion
• Megan
• Homos
• SheCameForCWC.jpg
• Chris and Sex
• Chris and his Ego
• Chris and Hypocrisy
• Chris and Copyright
• Chris and Remorse
• Chris and Reality
• Death Threats

Come to think of it, the Did You Know section ought to link to every one of the articles that aren't AOTN.

Also, when Chris fails to follow through on his threats, make sure that the "WILL be trouble" counter will go into the negatives or become "It has been x days since Chris failed to follow through on his empty, weak threat".