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== Call I: Holy shit, Bob is alive! ==


==== Description: ====
Simon Sasayaki, one of the biggest Australian Sonichu fans ever, decides to call Chris on a wild impulse in the morning. His sister, Sandy Sasayaki, is also there; but she's too shy to speak up.
Simon called Chris on a wild impulse, so forgot to record it. Sometimes his memory fails him due to his [[Aspergers]].
==== Players: ====
<font color="#008000">'''Simon Sasayaki'''</font>
<font color="#8B4513">'''Robert Chandler'''</font>
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax'''</font>
<font color="#0033FF">'''Christian Weston Chandler'''</font>
==== Contact method: ====
Chris' landline.
==== Audiofile: ====
NONE. Typical Ausfailian.
==== Summery: ====
Robert Chandler answers the phone. Although initially suspicious, Bob seems genuinely happy to talk to this stranger from Australia. When Simon asks for Chris, he puts him onto Snorlax for some reason- she has the same reaction, initial paranoia followed by happiness.
Chris appears, who seems very annoyed at having to deal with one of his many fans. Chris tells his fan the best way to get in contact with him is by googling a wiki only he, himself, can edit. He then hangs up.
==== Transcription: ====
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> Hello?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hi, my name is Simon Sasayaki, I'm calling from Australia mate. Is this Christian Weston Chandler?
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> No, this is Robert Chandler. [Bob sounds very happy and a little curious; he emits a chuckle] So you're calling from Australia, huh? Must be about daybreak there or something?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> It's about 9:00am here mate.
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> [Bob laughs again] Well, isn't that something. 9:00. Anyway, Chris is my son, we don't just talk to anyone over the phone these days, is there something I can help you with? What's the purpose of your call?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Ahh, well, [Simon gets flustered here] My sister... My little sister is Sandy Sasayaki, she's a huge fan of Chris' comic. She wants to get in touch with him but she- she sent him a message on Facebook but he hasn't replied yet.
<font color="#8B4513">'''Bob:'''</font> Well, let me see if I can get Chris' mother on the phone first okay?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Sure!
[muttering and talking in the background]
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> Hi!
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hi, this is Simon Sasayaki! How are you?
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> I'm good, I'm good.
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hehe, that's great! I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, is a fan of Chris' comic and wants to get in contact with him, but she's too shy to talk over the phone.
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> [Barb sounds suspicious] Okay, *how old* is your sister?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> [[Pedofork|She's twelve.]]
<font color="#FF00FF">'''Snorlax:'''</font> [suddenly perky and happy again] Aww, that's cute. Okay, did you wanna talk to Chris now?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> That'd be great!
[there is a prolongued delay here of about two minutes, presumably while Barb pries Chris away from his PS3 without the lure of legal china]
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [sounding annoyed] Hello?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Hey Chris, this is Simon Sasayaki calling from Australia. I'm calling because my sister, Sandy Sasayaki, tried to get in contact with you over Facebook but you haven't replied yet.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [stress sigh, even more annoyed] Look, I do not have, I do not have a Facebook page at this- at this time. The only page I have is at the Cwcipedia- just Google it, okay?
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Oh, okay. Um. [I know that only Chris can write anything on the CWCipedia, but Simon doesn't know that] Okay, okay. Yeah- she's nodding, she knows what the CWCipedia is. Uhh, so, how do we- how do we... Use it? To talk to you?
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> [another stress sigh; Chris just does not seem interested in chatting, unlike both his parents who both seemed positively delightful] Okay, well, just Google for the CWCipedia because that's the only way to get in contact- the only page I have at this time.
<font color="#008000">'''Simon:'''</font> Okay mate, we'll do that.
<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay. Have a good day, goodbye. [Chris immediately hangs up]

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