User:Shiny

SHINY
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Cogs's offended at Clyde

I don't know, she's trying to protect a girl who doesn't give a shit about her.

Clyde's Beatles Piss Songs

I don't know, he made this shit up. Shiny 04:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

Shiny Road Medley

The greatest medley ever made.

They Never Gave me Their Blessings

They never gave me their blessings

Your parents wanted me just to love you

And in the middle of negotiations

We broke down

You only wanted for me to

Piss on you so that I could stay true

And in the middle of my demonstration

You break down

Shiny's running, bladder spent

Pissing was just my present

All my piss is gone, nothing to do

Any moron could emit

Pissing for just ten minutes

Yellow pissin' flow, nothing to do

But oh, that magic feeling, nothing to do

Oh, that magic feeling

Nothing to do

ONE SWEET DREAM

Pick up the bags get my girl Shiny

Soon we'll be away from here

Step on the gas and wipe that piss away

One sweet dream comes true one day

Comes true one day

Comes true one day (YES IT WILL)

One two three four five six seven

Get my Shiny, take her to heaven

Here Comes Clyde's Small Thing

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Everybody's running

Everybody's scared

Here comes Clyde's small thing

Yo soy paco muy macho tengo taco muy amor

El pollo loco kay suh dilla mucho muy amor

Toro fuerte soy muy quinse tor tilla me amor

Mean Mr. Clyde Cash

Mean Mr. Clyde Cash made me stand still

Pissed on me just trying to save water

Pissed on my face on the road

Pissed all over my nice clothes

Hate how it seemingly flows

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

My name's Shiny, I work at a church

Taking calls, from Godless heathens

Then I got fired cuz that guy

Pissed on Jesus right in the eye

Always piss in places obscene

Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

Shiny's New Van

Well you should see Shiny's new van

So nice looking but I don't trust that man

He's taking out his small junk pissing all over the trunk

You shouldn't see Shiny's new van

Yeah, yeah, yeah

That van was bought with all the money she saved

Took her years to get the thing that she craved

Now it's completely ruined with all the piss that he spread

God, that man is just completely depraved

He Pissed Through the Bathroom Window

Oh look out!

He pissed through the bathroom window

When he heard that doorbell go

He went and broke into her household

To piss on Shiny right below

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

He said he'd go and stalk her

He knew where she was everyday

And though she thought she could restrain him

But the court, the legal system said no way

And so she went into a panic

Then she quit EverQuest II

And though God tried his best to help her

He had no sway over a man who was a Jew

Didn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Clyde's been on the phone since Monday

Pissing in a cup for tea

Oh yeah...

Golden Showers

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

Golden showers fill your eyes

Piss awakes you when you rise

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

I'll piss on you when you're not dry

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...

Once there was Shiny, who loved me so

Sleep pretty darling do not cry

Now that you're clean and really dry

Piss On Your Face

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

They never gave me their blessings

So I went and won you over

Now we'll never be separated

Together...

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face

Piss on your face a long time

The End

Oh yeah, all right

Will I piss on you in your dreams tonight?

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you

And in the end

The piss you take is equal to the piss I make

My Shiny

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But she doesn't like my piss, I'd say

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

But opinions change from day to day

I wanna go and just piss on her a lot

But I gotta get a bellyful of wine

My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl

One day she's gonna change her mind

Oh yeah

One day I'll make her change her mind