Anna McLerran
Anna McLerran (DOB July 30, 1985) met Chris through her job at the Pac Sun in the Fashion Square Mall. Chris has a tendency to pace in front of the storefront of various stores. The events occuring shortly after he decided to stop annoying the employees at Ambecrombie & Fitch and start annoying the employees at the Pac Sun were what inspired her short story 'The Tale of the Crazy Pacer'.
After Christian discovered the aforementioned story on Encyclopedia Dramatica he impersonated her to soften up his creepiness with this quote in the followup "Note From Anniebannany".
| “ | I wrote that blog back when I didn't know Chris personally. I got to know him soon after that, and we became real friends. He's a really nice guy, with a great sense of humor. Yes, to the outsider he is quirky, and some of his actions and the things he says can be funny, but at the same time he cares deeply about his friends, and all the other good stuff nobody looking at this page wants to hear about. I just wanted to put that out there, though, since I obviously can't permanently delete the blog inclusion. I'll just have to wait until this whole website is shut down for good. | ” |
| Chris talking out of Anniebannany's asshole[1] | ||
It was later discovered that while it is clearly Christian that wrote that, it was not too far from the truth. Anna had actually befriended him, whether or not it was to quietly troll him and laugh at his stories or it was genuine remains to be seen. Many people lean towards the former as she appears to have a bit of a sadistic streak. While she is well known to defend her friends to the bitter end, Christian included, she has a prejudice against the mentally handicapped, (who doesn't?) implying that austic people should be embarrassed for being, well, austic.
Anna has attempted to break into the art world with a seldom updated DeviantART account, but her interests lie in writing. Anna has announced plans to write a book encompassing the life and failure of Chris-Chan. She has our heartiest support in this endeavor.
She currently resides in Salt Lake City, Utah, far from Chris, working as a Shipping Manager for the Family First Foundation and going to LDS Business school trying to get some bullshit Executive Assistant degree
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