BILLY MAYS
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TV advertising man turned Internet troll. Provides both epic-lulz and wisdom in #Sonichu and on the forum. Talks in ALL CAPS and preaches the Gospel of Oxyclean and the Big City Slider Maker.
In real life he is arch-enemies with Chef Tony and Barry Scott.
On 03 March 2009, Chris under duress by Max, declared BILLY the third mayor of CWCville.
His first order of business is "ADULT PARTYING" and promises that everyone will go home somkey. He stated "THE ROADS WILL POUR CHEAP BEER AND CARTONS OF CIGARETTES", noting the poor citizens of CWCville deserve a week of "DRUNKEN STUPOR".