User:Cthulhu

R'keh fk'btn pstjabol Cthulhu!

Christian Weston Chandler... Who is he? A madman? A fucking 4year-old? A Closet-faggot?

He is all of these things. As such his vibrations of pure lulzcow have slithered their way into the bowls of the dead city; Ry'leh where dead great Cthulhu waits dreaming.All that matters is that he has a bet with old daddy yog-sho...shoth- I don't give a fuck all that matters is he bet daddy Yoggers he would have ass-sex with all these listed: Elder gods Shoggoths mortals(Not yet, bwnahahahaha)... aaaaaaaaaaaaand keep our virgin manchild hero a virgin! em,where was I? Oh yeah, anyway, chris is gonna hearld a new age of fail fuckery if he evar gets china!

Anyway, Blah, Blah, Blah, tl;dr if chris EVAR feels;pussy china, great Cthulhu will have lost a bet to old-daddy yogg(ers) and will awake in a rage before the stars come into place; and royaly rape our assholes.

---I've gone insane it's 3am I am really fucking insane...