User:Dan Dash

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Tobacky Hate

His hate of tobacco may be caused by growing up in the Cigarette belt. Another, far more likely hypothesis is homophobia. Chris hates cigarettes because they are called "fags" in the uk. Because of his intense homophobia, he refuse to even mention something remotely homo.

PVCC

I am so fuckin pissed at Cogs right now bcuz she band me 4 havin too many unames even tho it said Dan Dash was taken. so ms cogs plz unban! excuse the speling im using iphone

Son-Chu

Besides buying Porn, video games and sex toys, I do not know why he skimped out on purchasing a car. I mean, Has he ever heard of the word 'Pussywagon'? A nice car would certainly increase his chances of getting pussy over his shitty 94 Escort. And, From his Facebook, he poses alongside Bob's BMW Z3, Thus proving that he has some taste in automobiles.

Snorlax

if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at 14 Branchland Court without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....

Cole Smithey

That's right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going to use him to troll Snore. We will send Snorlax a fake invitation to a film premiere, promising free chicken, but we won't have tickets for Chris, leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls, then what happens next is up to us.