User:Eniggy

Hey everyone, my name's Eniggy.

I'm on a trolling mission to spam CWC's mailbox once or twice a day with emails. If someone can verify that "CWCSonichu@aol.com" is his current email address, tell me in the discusssion.

Basically, I'm going to do this under "================@gmail.com" if you need to know.

First there was a man in a pickle suit, now the banana man is taking vengeance, nyahaha.

Also, I'm on Youtube: www.youtube.com/user/JDalpha22

-Eniggy, 6:58 PM CST WEDNESDAY 6-16-2010

Emails' I've sent to Chris

Here's where I post the mindless trolling I'm using for the next time he dare tries to check his e-mail.

• The first e-mail- comes off to be someone who might put up with him:

"Hello, I am Greg. And I am a =========.

Believe it or not, I believe PS3 is the best console in all of history. It has the best games of all time. I'm even using several for a crazy PC setup in my house. It's certainly better than that nuke tower shaped 360. I've already disowned 22 Xboxes my friends have this this week, how 'bout you?

Because, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to catch the bagel."

Sincerely,

Greg T. =========, Peace-loving Physicist"

• • Number two- here's where we get psychotic

"Hey dere mon.

I just took a dump on an Xbox. News at 11.

Also,

MOON COCKS!

TIME FOR THE DICKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

BALLS! BIG HAIRY BALLS!

AHAHAHAHAHA!

PENIRSE! PENIRSE! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS!!!

Sincerely, Ballses, the god of Testicular Cancer."

• • • Part III- let's go insane, shall we?

"Hey MAAAAN,

• Do you like this?
• Or how 'bout this?
• Maybe you'll like this?
• I'm sure you'll love this.
• This is enjoyable.
• This is frigging genius.
• THIS IS FUCKING SPARTA!!!
• Okay, this is not pickles, I swear. (WARNING: RICKROLL)
• COMMUNISM. (as in, this place is communism to his moronic brain)

Sincerely, Sgt. =========, commander of the 101st Moon Cock Squadron."

So, that's it for now. Maybe my weirdness will crack his psyche by next month.