CWCki:Operation Grammatification

Operation Grammatification is a task force started by chief grammar nazi grammarian and copy-editor User:Apostrophe. The objective is to improve the grammar, style and coherence of text on the Wiki; clear, coherent text is especially important, given that our main subject is a manchild known for his utter lack of coherence.

If you're not certain about how something looks, feel free to run it by Apostrophe for a once-over. Or take one of the tasks below:

Tasks

Spelling and grammar check

• Any quotes directly from Chris are to be quoted as-is, ALLCAPS and spelling/grammar errors intact. There's not even a need for [sic] unless it's a very short quote; otherwise, there would be [sic]s all over the place.
• "It's" is short for "it is" or "it has." If you're not sure whether you should be using "its" or "it's," just try replacing it with "it is" and see if it still makes sense. If it doesn't, then you probably want "its."
• "However," when used to connect two phrases/clauses, should have a semicolon before it and a comma after. ("Blah blah blah; however, blah blah blah.")
• If you find two or more consecutive sentences beginning with the same word or phrase, try rephrasing one so that it begins with something different.
• "Y" does not change to "ie" when pluralizing proper names. Therefore, "My Little Ponys" is the proper plural.
• If you need an ellipsis, use either the ellipsis character "…" or three periods "..."; no more than three except the end of a sentence, which uses four. Similarly, use an em dash "—" instead of two hyphens "--", and don't forget the é when spelling words that use it. (Ellipsis is option-semicolon on the Mac; em dash is option-shift-hyphen, and é is option-e, then let go of option and hit another E. On Windows, special characters can be made by holding down alt, pressing a combination of keys on the keypad, and then releasing alt. é is alt+0233, — is alt+0151, and … is alt+0133.)
• Most browsers have spell checks. Don't be afraid to use them.
• Don't be afraid to double-check transcriptions, in case a spelling error happens to be the fault of the transcriber and not the Chris.

Proper wiki formatting

• The name of the article should be bolded at the beginning. '''Like this''', not [[like this]], because it's bad formatting to link an article to itself just to make the bolds. That, and if the article ends up moved, you then break the link-to-itself trick.
• With very few exceptions, don't wikilink to the same article more than once or twice. Linking every instance of the same word is overkill, especially if that word is Chris. Exceptions would include disambiguating between the real-life Chris and his comic counterpart, or any other case where there are two items with the same name.
• There shouldn't be any reason to use the HTML line-break tag, <br>. If you want to keep images and other floating elements from overlapping, use <br style="clear:both" />.
• For that matter, there shouldn't be use for any other HTML tags, besides the occasional strikeout if you want to make a funny. If you want italics, use two tick marks ''; for bold, three
• There also shouldn't be any reason to use ALLCAPS unless quoting or paraphrasing Chris, or if the article name is in all-caps (e.g. DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS).
• Images should always be on the right.
• A quick way to make a link to a plural: [[Plural]]s, which saves you from having to pipe the link. The same goes for any other suffix you can think of adding, such as [[add]]ing.
• Ref tags go after the punctuation, like this:<ref>Name of reference</ref>