User:Exemplary

Surfshack Tito climbed into Chris's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.

Upon awakening Chris found himself bound and gagged to a chair. Surfshack Tito was naked, standing in front of him with a big Hawaii boner staring him in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Surfshack Tito leaped forward and grabbed Chris's fat breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from his body. His muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to his help.

The blood aroused Surfshack Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Surfshack Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Chris's ribcage, again his screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to his insides, Surfshack Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Chris and he lost consciousness. Surfshack Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of his chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Surfshack Tito cleaned his dick off with Chris's tongue.

Surfshack Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Surfshack Tito then undid Chris's restraints and began fucking his now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Chris.

Surfshack Tito shoved his hand up Chris's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out his entire small intestine and part of his large. Surfshack Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Surfshack Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Chris's body.

Just then Surfshack Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Chris's father came in.

"Chris it's time for chur-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD CHRI-" and Surfshack Tito attacked and ate Bob. Then Surfshack Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.