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This is Win.
Win, as in "Hi I'm Chris Chandler and I hate gays even though I dress like a gay trucker NO I AM NOT A HOMO."
This is a victory for lulz everywhere. --Eniggy the Wut 03:01, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
FUSION...HA!
Gay Trucker + IBA Outfit = lolwtf...? --EdtheHedgehog1894 23:03, 18 June 2010 (EST)
Oh... god help me... does he actually think this will work?! I shouldn't be surprised, but some part of me wants to believe he can't be that insanely stupid! Bill Lumburg 03:23, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been arrested yet...--EdtheHedgehog1894 23:23, 18 June 2010 (EST)
- This picture is just...wowJ0haely 03:53, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
The exclamation point emphasizes the fail
He already looks like a gay trucker. Does he want women (no pun intended) to think he's also a caveman?-trombonista 04:09, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- he probably thinks the gay trucker makes him seem more macho. God that makes it sound more gay.J0haely 04:17, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
That outfit
I am surprised that he hasn't found the girlfriend-free boy of his dreams yet. --Exemplary 08:15, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
Chris and Health
On /fa/ and /fit/, there's often discussion of the so-called "skinnyfat"—someone who's thin but doesn't have a lot of muscular definition. A lot of girls want to look something like this; most guys don't. Contrast this with "bearmode" or "builtfat," where a guy's just, y'know... big.
Chris is obviously fat, but look how skinny his leg is. He's like the skinniest, fattest skinnyfat ever.
Just saying. —Thepicklesuitintheman 20:24, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
- Every time I end up staring at his tiny little arms. They're like twigs! Chris has zero definition and masses of gut. It's like it shouldn't even be possible but there it is.--Beat 20:36, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
I can see why girls would want skinnyfat; Obviously they don't want the rolls of fat like Chris has, but a small layer would give them bigger curves. I really think this has more to do with bone structure; his body frame seems to be thin, especially when you look at younger pictures of him. Bill Lumburg 20:42, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
So, this is the "normal" life Chris want's so badly off the internet?
.......Anyone else want to meet up and smoke some weed? Because, quite frankly, I am having a hard time believing this is even real. Chris_Pickles 04:53 June 20
Just let Chris stew for a while and he proves to be his own worst enemy. Bill Lumburg 12:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
