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Why eating apples is a taboo for me
Some of you might have found out that I think apples are for girls. This is the core of my hatred for apples. My fear is not the apple itself, but of the ugly woman inside that it would trigger. Unlike Chris's "Crystal", who he and the trolls depict as an attractive woman, my female counterpart would be Asian, and because of that repulsive to me as a romantic partner (as it should be, because that would be incest).
Apple pie and apple flavored products are special cases, and therefore are mostly OK.
But, since my beliefs are not recognized, they are fair game. As such, I do not expect anyone to accommodate them.