User:KataclysmKat

Fucking Loser

A Poem of Improvement

Fucking loser, through and through,
Shot out from Hell,
Satan didn’t want you.
You shit your pants
And prance and dance
Or have a fucking seizure.

Fucking loser, what’s wrong with you?
No wonder you’re alone -
You hate blacks, gays and Jews;
You even hate your knights.
You’re always getting into fights
With those who disagree.

Fucking loser, how ‘bout a jog?
Oh wait, you can do five miles?
Great, get off your ass you hog
And do some real push-ups too.
You flabby fuck, wipe up that drool,
And improve your sorry “life.”

Fucking loser, want a wife?
Pity no girl wants you.
Any woman will use a knife
The second you come near.
Chauvinism is never winsome
When coupled with a dim son.

Fucking loser, how’s your mom?
Are you still her “handsome boy?”
I bet you bang her like a fucking drum
Since she’s your one and only fan.
When are you moving out Chris Chan?
Oh wait, you don’t have a plan.

Fucking loser, your art is shit.
Your writing is even worse.
Your plots are like your zits -
Scattered and too numerous.
How did you graduate from
Any school at all, you bum?

Fucking loser, your typos are appalling.
Honor roll is just a term you use
To stop the hate and “trawling.”
You butcher the English tongue
Through every comic and song;
You then sodomize it when you’re raging.

Fucking loser, I could go on –
There’s so much to hate and scorn.
Julie, Ivy, Jackie – you’re not a pawn
When you invite such clear deceit.
But then again, you lie and cheat
Whenever you enter a contest.

Fucking loser, get off the dole,
Right wingers hate your ilk.
Clowns like you are digging a deeper hole
For future voters to climb out of;
Socialism fits you like a glove
When you say you want more government.

Fucking loser, this is all
I have left to say to you.
There’s no way in hell
You can improve
Unless you shoot
Your mother and yourself.