Brutal Legend Plus 10212009
Uploaded October 20th, 2009, this video is a replacement for Chris`s slightly older mute video of the same name, but also features an additional message that invoked much rage and lulz from the online community.
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Hmm. Hello again. I apologize for the last video not having audio. I don't understand how that could happen, I mean, I used the same camera. Hm. But oh well. I'll check it before I upload this one. Anyways, just to reiterate myself, I establish the kind of ground that definately makes me sociable. Brutal Legend! Uh yeah now this is an awesome game! I mean between the game! I mean betweent the game rating magaizne people and chief hour (?) they underestimated. They should have given it perfect they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... (Inaudible) and game informer.
Hmm. But anyway This game rocks-this game rocks. It's like Zelda Ocarina of time, Burnout paradise, God of war with a dash of guitar hero, all spliced together in this thing! Totally awesome. But be careful to- It's rated M for Mature. But forunately the blood and gore can be turned on and off as well as the uh bleeped words they can be turned on or off that... the bleep. So parents if your children want the legend, you know, let them know about the difference between fact and fiction and uh bloody murder whatnot before you give your full consent. Tell them know you can turn the blood scenes on and off as well as the censored words.
Anyways. Jack black did a great job as well as the guest stars. (Holds Gitar of Fail over his head) So I raise my axe in victory and in honor of the game! (Throws up the horns) Rock Onnn! Rock On! Rock on!
And with that now-I will now end it there and bring a new topic. Trolls are still trying to-trick are still trying to tick me off. You know what? My creativity will not be sifled! I'll tell you what-this much. Um. Nice tip! You know try to get to McDonalds Point Monopoly Gameplay (???) so much worthier response so Hahahah! So I'll tell you what heres a response: (Sudden Falsetto) Oh no! Not my mon-not my monopoly game pieces! what would I ever do without them! Neeeaaaa! (Normal voice) Aa ha ha ha! Ahhh you're so pitiful. You want to (?) with that? To quote my friend of mine who I give my blessings to between him and his girlfriend. I thank him for ending this charade.
(Fails at making the L for loser, sings off-key) You're Pitiful! You're Pitiful! You're pitiful it's true! You're pitiful! Dang dirty trolls! So get it together! Move out of your basements! Dang dirty trolls! You're pitiful! (normal voice) The pity-ful! You're pitiful! So there! Peace out.
(Cut to chris holding Gi-tar of Fail) Actually also, one more thing. In address to the trolls. (Dramatic glasses removal) Get a life! Get a life!