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Chris and the future

For a long time fans, trolls, a-logs, white knights, enablers, weens and passive observers alike have speculated about Chris' life since his discovery back in '07. Many years have passed since then and a lot of saga's have occurred since then. With Chris bleak future, people are speculating now more than ever about Chris' ultimate fate.

The Homeless Saga

People began speculating about this dreaded saga since Bob's passing back in 2011. With Barb's age, bad living conditions and poor health, people are afraid see will die rather sooner than later. Chris' followers are wondering and discussing what will happen to Chris when Barb actually kicks the bucket. A few scenarios came out of these speculations.

Best case scenario

Cole, a ween or another family member will take Chris in. Chris will receive food, health care and a roof over his autistic head. Of course everyone has their limits, so eventually Chris will end up living in the streets or he will end up in a mental institution.

Most realistic scenario

Barb dies and Chris will freak out. He will helplessly sperg out harder than he has sperged before, lashing out at everything and everyone. Eventually he ends up committing an offense, the police swoops in and inevitably arrests Chris. Unless some rich ween bails him out, Chris has to spend some time in jail. Doesn't get bailed out immediately and has to spend some time in jail. The police are well aware how mentally unwell he actually is and contacts some kind of mental health service. Chris gets taken into a group home and has routines imposed upon him like cleaning, cooking and he has to earn the right to use the internet. Of course his internet-use will probably be monitored, which means he can no longer be the lolcow we all love/hate/tolerate him for. He has of course earn his stay there, which means he has to work. He will likely stay until there old age.

Worse case scenario

Chris still lives in BC 14, unable to take care of himself. To cope with the loss of another loved one, Chris will starting hoarding toys and vidya harder than ever before, unable to pay for the second mortgage. The bank forecloses the house and Chris ends up living in the streets and he will lose his last bit of sanity. If he isn't dead by then, he will get arrested by committing multiple offenses. After spending time in jail, he ends up living in the streets once more, where he will die.