Honesty

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A virtue Chris is obsessed with yet has little grasp as to its true meaning. Much as how many a crass bitch will claim that she is merely "honest" when she says impolite things about someone, Chris understands "honesty" more as a euphemism for his lack of tact or even considerateness. "Honesty", by his definition, involves being extremely open about personal details one should otherwise keep secret. This includes his sharing details about his persistent incontinence, his status as a "Virgin with Rage" and virtually anything he has contributed to ED trying to get the trolls off of his back.