User:FullNameUnknown/The Demon Theory of Christory
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Good day everyone, and welcome to my TED Talk. It is obvious to every Christorian, from the veterans to the novices, that there is a deeper corruption within Chris-Chan beyond simple autism or narcissism. Clearly, Chris Chan is now in some sort of advanced form of schizophrenia, going from a relatively harmless (if not horrendously annoying) man-child when Sonichu was created in 2000 to a hulking, walking embarrassment who has lost any resemblance of thought grounded in the real world. As time went on, the meager amount of mental faculty that Chris Chan possessed slowly degraded into dust, replaced by vivid hallucinations of grandeur and deity-like power — until there was simply nothing left. But even from his attendance at community college, to the present-day sagas, even through the days of the Second Exile, there has been one persistent facet of his personality that refuses to die: his attention-seeking.
Chris-Chan’s inability to stay out of the spotlight has forever defined his life, extreme autism notwithstanding as a factor (although certainly a contributor). Chris-Chan's entire online presence seems to be a recursive cycle of attention, feeding into his ego; Chris inputs something out into the world or reacts to something, and the world reacts to Chris's input or reaction, thereby giving him more attention and more motive to give input or reaction. The documentation of this cycle (being this wiki) is also a form of giving him attention, since no other man or woman of such little repute can also claim to have this much of their life documented.
Many have taken note of this cycle, and some have even gone so far to claim that this cycle has been intentionally built to support some master-level psy-op to intentionally troll us all. While this is not true, it is extremely hard to deny that Chris Chan hasn’t been doing much of this for attention, at least subconsciously. There have been times where Chris was able to control his histrionic tendencies online: mainly in 2012 and 2013, suggesting that he is or was partly able to subdue them at times. However, it always circles back into attention-whoring, with him not being able to run away from the trolls that were so easily escapable and so horrifyingly corruptive.
However, I am here to propose a different explanation. This is no product of mere retardation or faggery, as the trolls would suggest. No, the force that drives