User:Shiny Marshtomp
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Cogs's offended at Clyde
I don't know, she's trying to protect a girl who doesn't give a shit about her.
Clyde's Beatles Piss Songs
I don't know, he made this shit up.
Shiny Road Medley
The greatest medley ever made.
They Never Gave me Their Blessings
They never gave me their blessings
Your parents wanted me just to love you
And in the middle of negotiations
We broke down
You only wanted for me to
Piss on you so that I could stay true
And in the middle of my demonstration
You break down
Shiny's running, bladder spent
Pissing was just my present
All my piss is gone, nothing to do
Any moron could emit
Pissing for just ten minutes
Yellow pissin' flow, nothing to do
But oh, that magic feeling, nothing to do
Oh, that magic feeling
Nothing to do
ONE SWEET DREAM
Pick up the bags get my girl Shiny
Soon we'll be away from here
Step on the gas and wipe that piss away
One sweet dream comes true one day
Comes true one day
Comes true one day (YES IT WILL)
One two three four five six seven
Get my Shiny, take her to heaven
Here Comes Clyde's Small Thing
Here comes Clyde's small thing
Here comes Clyde's small thing
Everybody's running
Everybody's scared
Here comes Clyde's small thing
Yo soy paco muy macho tengo taco muy amor
El pollo loco kay suh dilla mucho muy amor
Toro fuerte soy muy quinse tor tilla me amor
Mean Mr. Clyde Cash
Mean Mr. Clyde Cash made me stand still
Pissed on me just trying to save water
Pissed on my face on the road
Pissed all over my nice clothes
Hate how it seemingly flows
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
My name's Shiny, I work at a church
Taking calls, from Godless heathens
Then I got fired cuz that guy
Pissed on Jesus right in the eye
Always piss in places obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man
Shiny's New Van
Well you should see Shiny's new van
So nice looking but I don't trust that man
He's taking out his small junk pissing all over the trunk
You shouldn't see Shiny's new van
Yeah, yeah, yeah
That van was bought with all the money she saved
Took her years to get the thing that she craved
Now it's completely ruined with all the piss that he spread
God, that man is just completely depraved
He Pissed Through the Bathroom Window
Oh look out!
He pissed through the bathroom window
When he heard that doorbell go
He went and broke into her household
To piss on Shiny right below
Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Clyde's been on the phone since Monday
Pissing in a cup for tea
He said he'd go and stalk her
He knew where she was everyday
And though she thought she could restrain him
But the court, the legal system said no way
And so she went into a panic
Then she quit Everquest Two
And though God tried his best to help her
He had no sway over a man who was a jew
Didn't anybody tell her
Didn't anybody see
Clyde's been on the phone since Monday
Pissing in a cup for tea
Oh yeah...
Golden Showers
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
Now that you're clean and really dry
Golden showers fill your eyes
Piss awakes you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
I'll piss on you when you're not dry
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so much...
Once there was Shiny, who loved me so
Sleep pretty darling do not cry
Now that you're clean and really dry
Piss On Your Face
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
Piss on your face a long time
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
Piss on your face a long time
They never gave me their blessings
So I went and won you over
Now we'll never be separated
Together...
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
Piss on your face a long time
Girl, I'm gonna piss on your face
Piss on your face a long time
The End
Oh yeah, all right
Will I piss on you in your dreams tonight?
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you, Piss on you
And in the end
The piss you take is equal to the piss I make
My Shiny
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
But she doesn't like my piss, I'd say
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
But opinions change from day to day
I wanna go and just piss on her a lot
But I gotta get a bellyful of wine
My Shiny's just a pretty nice girl
One day she's gonna change her mind
Oh yeah
One day I'll make her change her mind