User:Cogsdev/Cwc.wad
cwc.wad is a PWAD for id software's classic shooter DOOM. It replaces all the enemy sound effects with Chris-chan quotes. Features coming soon include CUSTOM MSPAINTED sprites, multiple troll-themed player classes and other Chris-related goodies.
Story
Invasion
Doctor Andes paced back and forth in the laboratory. He was alone. Everyone else had left the labs. They would work on the artefact tomorrow. But Dr. Andes was determined to unlock its secrets. It was a square tablet, about an inch and a half thick, with four arrows on one side, all pointing away from the circle in the middle and towards the tablet's edges. Dr. Gowen was convinced it was some sort of device, and Dr. Hammer believed it originated from Earth. Dr. Andes didn't know what to think. The other artefacts they'd recovered were simple objects with no special properties. This could have been the same way and would have already been archived away were it not for the curious fact that all scans on it failed. Nothing could get any information from it. Dr. Andes thought that it could be some sort of capsule that crashed into Phobos, and so was desperate to open it. Finally, frustrated by his lack of progress, he said "Open sesame!" Unfortunately, he was ill. His voice wasn't as steady as it should have been. If he hadn't accidentally uttered "Open says-a-me", our galaxy might have been spared the coming storm. But the artefact reacted. It threw Dr. Andes to the floor, and light burst forth from it. The very fabric of reality was torn asunder as a great swirling vortex erupted from the centre of the tablet.
And so it begins...
Reaction
The silencing of the Mars colonies did not go unnoticed. The United Aerospace Corporation had great interests in the Mars colonies; indeed, they were almost exclusively funded by UAC investment. They quickly used the last data sent files from Phobos to identify their foes and form a team to combat them. Ancient secrets from before the New Dark Ages, the mysterious secret societies of the Datalinks, the illegal practices of various underground scientists. All were brought together to create a top-secret spaceship, codenamed "CRACKDER". The spaceship was a heavily armoured carrier ship, outfitted with experimental teleporter prototypes and the latest in cloning technology. The ship was loaded with a crew of specialists and a cargo of cloning samples and equipment fabricators. It was designed to land on a planet or moon while resisting heavy fire, clone a group of warriors, outfit them with appropriate gear and then teleport them to their target. But who would the ship clone? Who could possibly combat this mysterious menace? The answers lie below...
Characters
todo: get artwork of characters, learn to do wiki formatting to make it pretty, write character descriptions.
Download & Installation
todo: write up how to install and where to get. probably have to wait until the thing's done.