User:TubularMonkey

I were a prospector back in the day. But the mines all done run dry of gold, and I were left high and dry. Reckoned I might not make it, lest I get myself another means of supportin' myself. Then I had me the idear of editing that thar CWCki page. You know, the one that chronicles the life of that there man-child, Chris Chandler. So I picked up my ax, hitched up my britches and got to workin'. Lord, if that boy don't keep folk busy. I seened fellers come out the coal mines looking better than the folks who had to spend time analyzing that autistic train wreck! I reckon he must have been kicked in the head by a mule or somethin'. Boy just ain't right.