User:Dan Dash

Snorlax

if we plan on trolling Snørlax, how do we do it? how do we troll someone who don't use the internet? Phone's trolled so much that they let it goto voicemail. We would have to go to Ground Zero to troll her (because her weight has left her incapable of mobility) , and it would be absolutely insane to show up at 14 Branchland Court without a respirator and/or an assault rifle. But then I think I found a way....

Cole Smithey

That's right, the only worthwhile Chandler (besides Lumberjack). We are going to use him to troll Snore. We will send Snorlax a fake invitation to a film premiere, promising free chicken, but we won't have tickets for Chris, leaving him at home and vulnerable to trolls, then we may go from there.