User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles
I wanted another page lol.
MOAR OBSERVATIONS
Will go here.
MOAR INSANITY
If there's a zombie attack, should one of us go to Ruckersville and save Chris?
I guess it depends on the kind of zombies--are we dealing with the ZSG slow/headshot zombies, the Dead Rising slow/anywhere zombies, the Dawn of the Dead fast/headshot zombies, or the Left 4 Dead fast/anywhere zombies(with or without special infected)?
No, wait, Chris is fucked in all of those scenarios. He's fucked with the fast zombies because so is everyone else. He's fucked with slow zombies because he'll whine about the stress of having to power walk to safety. And for L4D? If he somehow manages to find a group of survivors, he'll get them all killed when he tries to have sex with the Witch.
So don't save Chris when the world ends.
MOAR IDEAS
Here's a list of articles that ought to be highlighted on the 31st.
- Snorlax(This ought to be the AOTN)
- Bob
- Chris and Religion
- Megan
- Homos
- SheCameForCWC.jpg
- Chris and Sex
- Chris and his Ego
- Chris and Hypocrisy
- Chris and Copyright
- Chris and Remorse
- Chris and Reality
- Death Threats
Come to think of it, the Did You Know section ought to link to every one of the articles that aren't AOTN.
Also, when Chris fails to follow through on his threats, make sure that the "WILL be trouble" counter will go into the negatives or become "It has been x days since Chris failed to follow through on his empty, weak threat".