User:MoarLurk/MoarRambles 2

Okay, page three.

OBSERVATIONS

Chris's viewing patterns

Chris is watching the EDF and the CWCki. Here are his patterns.

EDF: He's been periodically dropping in on them every once and a while since he first found out about them. This is how he outed Sydney and the fake Megan--he had them both mixed up with Jackie, and the EDF forums were full of "Lulz Jackie was a troll" topics. He's not "getting smarter" in any way, he was saved by his own stupidity.

CWCki: He's been skimming the front page ever since mid-March. Clyde made a stupid mistake with the PS3 bug page--note that Chris only removed the bug AFTER it became the AOTN, indicating that he only checks the front page every now and then. He may or may not check the recent changes, I'm going to assume so for the sake of security. This means playing along with any scheme that may be active at the moment--example, if Chris thinks whatever girl he's talking to this week is true and honest, she's true and honest even though she's probably a troll.

IDEAS

Paulo's attempt to do stupid shit on /cwc/ gave me an idea--we don't need to actually dig up Patti, we just need to trick Chris into thinking we dug up Patti.

Remember, he didn't question what he was doing when we told him there was a bug in his PS3. All we have to do is claim that we dug up his dog and state something like "The doghouse should press the earth flat again and remove all the evidence that someone took the remains". The word "remains" is crucial--we don't know if she was cremated or not.