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OH GOD LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSIONS. Seriously though, who got a hold of this and how? SirCucumber 15:34, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
Also, someone needs to resize this sucker. --Champthom 15:39, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
I think my brain just melted. Seriously, at this rate you would expect Chris to learn that drawing 34 and posting on the internet is a shitty idea. Ah well, so much for the "getting smarter" rumor. --SP-441 16:40, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
- He didn't post it. Someone got it from him. I also have a feeling that there's more than just this (WINK WINK, HINT HINT, STOMP STOMP) so we can document the circumstances that lead to this being posted. Short story at the moment is that I believe former Miscreants agent Bryan Bash posted it in response to Chris talking about "Hot Chocolate." --Champthom 16:45, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
- So he didn't post it? We can expect a video full of tard rage.--SP-441 17:23, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
I don't think anyone will be too pissed if I tell you that these are girls in his GUITAR HERO band, lol. --Champthom 16:49, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
- Wut? He's just made porn of him fucking some characters he's made in Guitar Hero? Oh man, this is just killing me. I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or take a blowtorch to my retinas. Looking at the black chick's hand reminds me of the ShecameforCWC.JPG 'thumbs up' Chris drew himself doing, who does that when they're having sex!?. SirCucumber 17:06, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
- I can't get over the 5 o'clock shadow that's coming in on the chick on the middle. She looks like she has more hair on her face than Chris has on his balls. Meeko 19:12, 26 September 2009 (CEST)Meeko
- Possibly just a coincidence, but they also bear some resemblance to the three chicks in the R-rated trailer for the movie Black Dynamite.Dkaien 19:58, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
A black girl? On MY CWC 34? Does this mean that Chris is becoming more than just a hypocrite or is he now getting used to the black race? GregAndDr.Cthulhu 13:32, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
Maybe he's willing to have sex with the niggos but doesn't want to marry or have a child with one. V3N0M1300 20:37, 26 September 2009 (CEST)
Goddammit Chris you're still wearing the medallion. --Garfield 03:14, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
This is what we've been waiting for, gents. After no activity, the autistic wonder has provided us with something to use against him... Jeanlucpicard 09:33, 27 September 2009 (CST)
This image probably shows how well he keeps to his "Christian Values"of sex. Also the vagoos looks more like blowup doll holes of fail than genitalia of any sort. It also looks like he has no problem fucking black chicks anymore, however given how much of a hypocrite he is he'll probably pass it off as "they have a deep tan" or some shit.--Ror 04:59, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
Also, does anyone else notice how fucked up his body is compared to where his cock is? I mean, Jesus Christ, his torso would have to be an L shape for his chest to be there and his groin to be there. Jeanlucpicard 04:48, 27 September 2009 (CST)
I love that he was at least realistic enough to give himself breasts Mathghost 19:18, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
What the hell is that yellow thing on HAF AND HAF's right arm? A Sonichu ray bolt tattoo? GUInterface 11:11, 18 October 2009 (CEST)
Two Resemblances
I have no idea how no one has mentioned either of these. One is definitely intentional, while the other may be just my imagination:
- First, the rightmost picture hanging on the wall is a thumbnail drawing of the cover to Britney Spears's debut album "...Baby One More Time": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BritneySpearsBOMTCD.jpg. Chris wrote "Oops!" on the image either because he misremembered it as the album cover for Britney Spears's sophomore album "Oops!... I Did It Again" or because he figured that he could get away with copyright infringement within terrible, self-incriminating Rule 34 only if he combined elements from two different albums to make a clear "parody". If the former is the case, then "Oops!" will go down as a fitting meta-commentary on Chris's mistake. (And if the latter is the case... well, Chris is just being his usual buffoonish self.)
- Second, does no one else see the resemblance of the lead female band member sitting on Chris's duck to Megan Schroeder, specifically to her most well-frickin'-known image? I mean, flip that photo horizontally, and Chris could've practically traced that face and hair to draw the woman in the center. The only difference is that Chris drew her hair much longer on one side of her head and much shorter on the other. (Oh - and Chris drew her eyes a bit more anime-ish, as Megan surely would've wanted.) Llort 16:02, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
I get your first point, good eye, but that second one isn't clicking. These are the females in his virtual band, and I can't see the resemblance. Don't connect dots that aren't there. --Jump 16:43, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
While the first one is a darn good piece of internet detective work, I'm gonna have to agree with Jump on the second point - if you ignore the long ponytail, the face and the short bangs look actually kind of masculine, and the picture's so badly drawn that I fail to see the resemblance. The only thing I noticed about the middle girl is she's a redhead, something he was supposed to be against, but then again he could suddenly be into redheads because of the whole Ivy thing, but that's just speculation. SirCucumber 18:11, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
Like I said in my little intro, the second resemblance could be entirely in my neurotypical brain. Thanks to ShecameforCWC, Chris probably just has me trained to see Megan in all of his self-insertion Rule 34 artwork. :/ Llort 20:10, 27 September 2009 (CEST)
Could either the bassist or lead singer in this old Chris Chan Guitar Hero video be inspiration for the blond on the right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GO6tHBAzgss Crow 13:10, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
Stolen art?
It's probably nothing, but I sent Chris this image 6 or 7 times in August when a bunch of PVCC and /cwc/ kids were sending him a bunch of Sonee porn. As you can see, an anatomically-impossible Sonichu has each hand stuffed up a female while he's assfucking someone who's clearly male. In Rockin4Way, an anatomically impossible Chris has his each hand stuffed inside females while a person with ambiguous sexual characteristics rides his hideously-damaged cock. The only difference is that in Chris's drawing all the characters are human and are sexually mature. Guitar Hero is in no way referenced in mine, and I spent more than 60 seconds drawing it. Call me crazy, but given Chris's stupid fucking ideas about "replacing negativity with positivity" (ED edit war, Sonichu 8), could he have saved all the slanderous fan art sent to him, which he then redraws as a bizarre form of therapy (or some lazy alternative to searching for porn on the internet)? Chris also traces and rips off porn to produce his own shit. Maybe I'm just imagining things here, but if I'm not should I pursue legal action? Anaconda 02:02, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
- I'm guessing Chris would look at that image for a nanosecond and have a moment of being FREAKED OUT. In other words, odds are he wouldn't look at it enough to get ideas. Also, don't forget, Chris watches lots of porn and this shit is common in the bland porn they tend to sell/give away at AdamEve.com. --Champthom 03:15, 25 October 2009 (CET)
MenajAQuad?
What in GodJesus's holy Name does MenajAQuad mean? The only thing I can think of is the webcomic Menage a 3 and that is a tenuous thing at best. --OFSheep 01:55, 11 November 2009 (CET)
