Kimmi

For Chris's similarly named gal-pal, see Kim Wilson.

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Kimmi (full name: Kimmi the Anime Love Doll, alternatively known as "Aiko" on some sex toy sites, in case you want to shop around) is perhaps the most notorious of Christian's sex toys. Chris has a reputation of dumping girls at a whim, but on 20 February 2009, the entire Sonichu community was shocked and appalled when they heard the news that Chris had cheated on his only ONE and TRUE love, Officer Nasty, for some Asian slut by the name of Kimmi.

The shocking events were uncovered due to the leaking of the infamous sex tape - a video so shocking, it made the Paris Hilton sex tapes look like something that would be shown on the Disney Channel, and the video that gave birth to the infamous JULAY meme.

Chris stated in BlueSpike Skype Logs 10 that "the doll I was using was not a doll I'd choose right away, because the V-Hole and the A-Hole are linked together, so it's like my duck can go all the way through and stick out its A-Hole."

After moving on to Ivy, Chris has further abused Kimmi by taping a drawing of Ivy's face to her and profusely slobbering all over it.

Chris's habit of using Kimmi to represent his various e-girlfriends has led many newfags to believe that Julie or Ivy were, in fact, no more than a sex doll and a voice in Chris's head, rather than the master trolls they actually were.

Gallery

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  Chris forces Kimmi to undergo cosmetic surgery, changing her outward appearance to that of Ivy

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  Then proceeds to suck plastic face

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  Chris apprehends Officer Kimmi

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  Chris assaulting an on-duty officer

See also

• Chris and sex
• The Return of Kimmi
• Julie
• Officer Nasty
• Sex tape
• Sex toys

External links

• The Chris-chan/Kimmi sex tape
• The Love Doll

Sweethearts and gal-pals

Sweethearts: Past: Megan Schroeder | Blanca Weiss | PandaHalo | Julie | Vanessa Hudgens | Ivy | Kacey | The Wallflower (in Chris's words) | Jackie Future: Lovely Weather Minor sweethearts: Laura Dorazio | Kellie Andes | Lori Lopez | Hanna | Chloe | Sarah Jackson | Emily | Hambeast Gal-pals: Tiffany Gowen | Sarah Hammer | Caitlin | Anna McLerran | Sarah May | Sonichu Girls | Kim Wilson Inanimate objects: Officer Nasty | Kimmi | PS3 See also: List of Chris's sweethearts | Love Quest | Sweethearts in Chris's words