Talk:A message to the Trolls

I got the transcript! Ash link 00:58, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Godspeed sir. Godspeed.--Beat 01:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

whoops, go ahead and edit over mine, it's not that great. --Digital 01:09, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Thanks a lot dude for letting me do that! I used your idea for the You won't let me speech! Thanks again! Ash link 01:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Is it me or does chris sound more... melancholic in this vid? He looks like he's acting, I mean more than usual. Anywho, RIP new camera or pseye. Dave

It's hard to tell because of the light, but to me it looks like his eyes are occasionally looking away from the camera. Is this just him struggling to think of how to express himself, or is this him reading the speech? He seems to be speaking pretty smoothly for upset Chris. Not to mention his choice of words is far more flowery than he normally is, especially when stressed. - Borednewb 01:06, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Much of his speech is taken from todays cwicipedia main page update, he was probably reading sentences from that Crunchler 06:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Subject?

I don't think this video is about Bob, Chris only gets worked up about Gal-Pals, he doesn't care about his own family. Doubting that it's about the mystery man from the bizarre birthday video. That would only leave Heather.--Brofose

• He mentions DEM TROLLZ bringing his friends into this. Sounds like it is NOT about Bob.--Sonichuistehcool 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
  • He also brings up Mary Lee Walsh and TRUE LOVE IS ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA in the Captain's Blog, this makes me think his heart level was shattered. Still, Wallflower is safe from Chris and Chris himself is in pain. Blunt, inelegant pain, but that's the pain that hurts him the most.--MoarLurk 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

To be fair, there has been no news with Bob, I am assuming two things: He is recovering nicely or Chris really doesn't give a shit about no one but himself. I am point towards the latter, hopeful for the former. Ash link 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

It's both. According to PSN contact with Chris, Bob is "doing much better, thank you".--MoarLurk 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Chris doesn't appear to be wearing the medallion or his amnesty ring. Did I miss something in which it was misplaced/stolen/shoved up his anus or has he actually chosen not to wear it? In any case, surely that means that this video isn't TRUE and HONEST content? --JRampancy 01:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• He may have just forgotten to wear it. Or, best case long shot scenario, he gave her the medal and she destroyed it when she found out about him.

I think what happened was, he asked her to be his girlfriend, she said no, and he got upset so what does he do? Blame us. And I'm probably right. --This post has been brought to you by ShotgunJones 03:16, 11 March 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

Chris lacks the ability to blame himself, so that's to be expected. --BreadGod 06:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• I talked to Chris last night, it's not about Bob, it's his ex girly-friend. --Thorgnzorrg 22:49, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• Pics/vids/audo/etc. or it didn't happen. But yeah, it has it be about Wallflower. --Champthom 22:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• I put a pic on PVCC to show my truth and honesty, but I'm not going to post it here seeing as Chris has been snooping around. --Thorgnzorrg 23:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Anyone else think

that bob is dead i mean just look at him he looks broken--Wintermute 03:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• No. Loserbrain 03:27, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• Nope. Griffintown 03:34, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• Nah. Thelieisacake 03:39, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• Negative. Brofose 03:41, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• Naw. Beat 04:17, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• It's because Heather probably got pissed at him. No way. T K 19 04:21, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER Everything is perfectly fine here. Thelieisacake 04:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
• If I thought that Bob was dead, I would have already slit my wrists by now. Baxter 23:39, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Has Chris discovered CWCki?

I've read discussion how this video seems to be a sign that Chris has discovered the website (after how long????). Should this be mentioned? Chaosakita 03:44, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

• He talked about it on CWCipedia, so yeah, he knows. He didn't seem surprised by it, so I'm guessing its old news.
  • Whoops, I completely misread it. Still I wonder how long he really has known about CWCki, especially with number of articles going against Chris's version of the truth.
    • • Very, very recently. Chris could never make himself by silent when there are such statements about him on the internet. -- Borednewb 04:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
        • He's known about CWCki for some time but for some reason hasn't really read it and still lives in a little fantasy world where all of his e-girlfriends were real. --Anaconda 06:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
          • He probably finds it more overwhelming than the ED page and figured he'd just ignore it and hope it goes away. --Thorgnzorrg 23:27, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
            • This is one of those bizarre moments that highlights what exactly the Cwcki is all about. We may laugh at Chris' reaction to discovering that he has an entire wiki dedicated to him, but I don't think his reaction to such a discovery can be all that different from that of a real person. Baxter 23:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
              • Uh, I'm pretty confident that Chris is a real person. I believe you meant "normal". --DStecks 00:53, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
                • Yeah, but he's a "real person" in the sense that people say their pets are like people. He lacks some basic aspects of humanity. Baxter 12:51, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
                  • Touche.--DStecks 00:57, 22 March 2010 (UTC)