User:Great Briton/Sandbox

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Bob: Christian, what are you doing?
Chris: Nothing.
Bob: I’m getting all these crazy damn' calls. What're you doing?
Chris: Nothing.
Bob: Don't give me that crap. Now, what’s going on?
Chris: Dad, will you get out of here?
Bob: No. [string of Windows beeps] I will not. People telling me that you’re about to kill yourself on YouTube.
Chris: What?
Bob: What are you doing?
Chris: I'm not doin' anything
Bob: Want me to wake your mother up and find out?
Chris: No.
Bob: Then get out of here, and off that Internet.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: What is your trouble?
Chris: I am not going to kill myself.
Bob: Get away from that TV.
Chris: Fine.
Bob: Get away from the Internet. I’m cuttin' it down, right now.
Chris: NO DAD NO!
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No!
Bob: What are you doin'?
[long pause, keys clicking on the keyboard, then single Windows beep]
Chris: Don’t do it, Dad.
Bob: I’m gonna shut this thing right down.
Chris: No.
Bob: Yes.
Chris: No! [pause] Dad, no. Stop!
Bob: Go wake your mother up; don’t bother me. Okay? [pause] Go wake your mother up! Don’t bother me!
Chris: Ugh.
Bob: Go and wake your mother up!
Chris: Ugh.
Bob: You tell mm-her what’s going on. This thing is gonna go down.
Chris: No!
Bob: Yes!