March 2015 Facebook posts

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page for March 2015.

Summary

• 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on eBay and complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on Facebook.
• 1 March - Chris celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".
• 7 March - Chris posts a hypothetical list of guests he would invite to a select party, while stating that he would ignore any responses from them because he'd assume they were trolls.
• 9 March - Chris receives a letter from Sega which informs him that they will be retrofitting classic Sonic the Hedgehog games and merchandise to have blue arms.
• 12 March - Chris rejects the societal construct of "prospects," claiming that any individual's chance to succeed is as good as anyone else's.

Chris's posts

More Medallions on eBay

Chris reposts his medallion for sale on eBay, complaining about the trolls who gave him his "Below Standard" rating. However, he takes it down within a day. Link here.

1 March 2015 Here's 23 more medals. My complaint is that in the past, the odd less than five people complained of their medals arriving as "shoody"; that is why my Seller status is Below Standard. Each Medallion is Hand-Made with care and all of that, which you would could not get anywhere else, even from a plastic-printing 3D Printer. Nothing and Nobody is absolutely perfect. Complain to eBay, if you'd like me to be able to list more than 20+ medals ever again. Thank you for your patronage.

Happy Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day

Chris celebrates the day honoring My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic's resident ditzy pegasus Derpy Hooves by sharing a fanart pic. Given the two's similar personalities, it's a perfect fit.

1 March 2015 March 1st is Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day.

The white knight William Elliott Waterman left perhaps his shortest and subtle note of praise yet:

cool.

A Hypothetical List of Party Guests

Chris posts a list of hypothetical guests he'd like to have at a party. He goes on to say that any responses from the listed individuals would first be considered to be trolls. The statement implies that he thinks that there's still a chance these celebrities would actually contact him.

March 8 2015 "**The Following is hypothetical; it is essentially a list of celebrities I would find good in hanging around with or meeting and greeting. This is for my reference.** I'm hosting a select party, and I am inviting: Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Tara Strong, Amy Jo Johnson, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Kelsey Grammar, Jane Leeves, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, Betty White, Patricia Routlege, Ashleigh Ball, Andrea Libman, Tabitha St. Germain, Monica Rial, Seth McFarland, Matt Groening, Craig McCracklin, Vanessa Hudgens, Christopher Lloyd, Melissa Etheridge, Kelly Clarkson, Temple Grandin, Peter Cullen, Seth Rogan. Any responses from the individuals listed above, to this post, will be initially considered to be from people or Internet Trolls and CyberBullies pretending to be the actual individuals, and will be disregarded and ignored. Have a good day."

This post drew concern from even his two most loyal white knights, William Elliott Waterman pointed out:

Craig McCracken and Seth McFarlane is (sic) sad you made a parody of spelling their names.

And Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt responded thusly:

Don't get me wrong, you seem like a pretty nice guy to chill with. But you tend to be kind of private with regards to your social relationships.

Prospects? PROSPECTS?!

March 12 2015 "Just Another Thought: 'What are your prospects?' 'He/She has no prospects!' How many time on TV, Movies, or even from your Sweetheart's parent(s), have you heard either of those phrases, and/or just the word, 'Prospects'? Do you or They even know what the word means? 'Prospects' has a few definitions, but the usual definition focused is 'a chance at success or wealth'. Now, especially in the difficult economic times, Every Individual Person, regardless of what is, or is not, currently in, coming out of, or going into (daily, weekly, monthly and yearly) their wallet or bank whenever or whatever their individual circumstances, it all comes down to the Fact that Every Individual Person has as good of Any Chance at Success and Wealth as Any Other Individual Person. So the very question, 'Do you have any prospects?', is as easily answered as 'I have as good of prospect as you or anyone else.' And, in short, the very questions of our word of the day here, are all Null and Worthless. There's your lesson; go enjoy it. Have a good day."

Once again, the cavalry of white knights come in, but stating their disagreement this time. First up, we have gal pal Kim Wilson:

"... it all comes down to the Fact that Every Individual Person has as good of Any Chance at Success and Wealth as Any Other Individual Person." Christian Weston Chandler This isn't true. It's actually the opposite: prospects vary dramatically from person to person. To give an example, a person with a job has better prospects than a person without. A job history makes it easier to get future jobs. That is a prospect.

Next up is Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, noting the validity of Kim's point, though slightly disagreeing with it.

Perhaps: But it's not necessarily a sure thing depending on the individual variables involved.

William Elliott Waterman follows up, noting Chris' hypocrisy here by the standards he had previously set for a potential sweetheart in his Love Quest.

I have never heard anybody say that about a person. I've heard of PROSPECTING, the act of seeking lucrative or successful opportunities. For example, you've told me one of the most important aspects of your dating search is that the women you select should have jobs. That's you prospecting for a girlfriend to share her lucrative lifestyle with you. For you, that's okay and it makes sense. Your status here suggests you're of the opinion it's wrong for others to judge their potential dates in such a fashion. Does this mean you've changed your standards and are willing to consider jobless women on a fair playing ground?

Kenneth comes back, giving his own disagreement with Chris' sentiments.

Are you going to tell me that a person who comes from an average family and goes to Rhode Island College will have the same prospects as someone from a prominent family who goes to an Ivy League school such as Brown University? I don't think so.