Mumble 11

The eleventh and last of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

• Chris is GOING OUTSIDE.
• He's going to stop wearing his medallion.
• He admits that he shoved it up his ass, thus he doesn't have it.
• "No comment" on other medals (Blake, etc.).
• Staring a hentai comic in which he'll be looking at lots of porn for "references for DICKS... And.. BOOBIES."
• Someone called his house several times.
• Talks about Billy Mays.

Transcript

NOTE: When I started transcribing this, I wasn't sure who was who or how to look it up. Therefore, I will refer to people I can't identify as guy, girl, etc. until either I figure it out and change it or someone else adds in the names.

ANOTHER NOTE: Like Chris's comics, the text needs to be colored so that, unlike Chris's comics, it will look pretty. I am working on this, but hopefully someone can help because coloring takes a long time and is VERY STRESSFUL.

(Several people talking at once; someone says "I can hear you" and as the voices die down someone asks "How are you, Chris?")
Chris: Well, I got a cold. That's one thing I'm doing.
(Again, several people talk at once. One person says "awww" while another says "Drink orange juice!" and another starts to say "Recently..." but then gets cut off by Chris)
Chris: Yeah, I'm drinki- I'm drinkin' plenty ah orange juice and I'm eatin' s- plenty ah chicken also... but ehyway, ah, ehyway, ah...
(Someone says something unintelligible. Others chime in, talking all at once, telling either Chris or whoever just talked to shut up.)
Chris: Put that 13-year-old brat back in da (unintelligible).
(The kid no one likes says something else)
Chris: Can somebody mute him, please?
(More people tell him to shut up)
Guy: So what's up, Chris?
Chris: Ehyway, Mr. 13-year-old brat over dere- (a girl giggles) -stole my yahoo account.
(Several people chime in saying "that's terrible" and stuff)
Chris: Yeah, he told me to give him the password t- he told me to give him the password to that to prove my love for Julie, only to find out that he's been Julie this whole time.
(Everyone chimes in about how terrible this is.)
Girl: That's so horrible. Are you okay? Chris: Eh... I'll be fine, but I don't know if I'll be able to get t- back in my yahoo account now, cause, (unintelligible) I just got billed for my payment for this month on havin' the- on h- on usin' their web serve- on usin their file management- their file- FTP services.
Guy: How much was it?
Girl: Chris... don't worry.
Chris: It's coh me- it costin' me fifteen dollars a month, so widout my, widout my, so- so widout my yahoo account, that thing's gonna charge me every month.
Guy: Can't you just cancel it?
Chris: ...Fifteen dollars a month, that's a lot of, um... what? (He noticed that some girl was just trying to talk.)
Girl: (Repeats) Can you call him?
Chris: Egh... I dunno. Probably not.
Girl:Chris, I'm sure we'll... (unintelligible)... I'm sure we can do something for you.
(Several people talk at once)
Guy: Blue, wait, what's that about PSN?
Chris: Egh- apparently, when I called Sony to get my PSN- to get my PSN back, apparently they found (?) Kim out in the process.
Girl:At least you got (unintellible), right?
Guy: Uh... uh... forgot what I was gonna say.
Other Guy: Damn. What an asshole, Bluespike.
Other Other Guy: Yeah, they do say Karma is a bitch.
Guy: Wait... did you actually think Bluespike was a girl?
(People start talking over each other. Notably, someone seems to say "gecko," a name which seems to be an alias for Liquid Chris.)
Chris: In that case, I'm not gonna di- dignify his question with an answer, because... is- his problem can be easily solved if he called the 800 toll-free number I just provided with him to Sony so he can get his account back and working again.
Guy: Is yours working?
Chris: Yes, mine is working, thank you very much.
Guy: Oh. okay.
Girl:That's good.
Chris: The s- the Sony people was- were very hospitable about that.
Guy: Oh, Chris, there was something I wanted to tell you.
Chris: What?
Guy: You said you were sick with a virus or something?
Chris: Yes. I've been having a sinus infection, and possibly also a cold.
Guy: Well, up here, I was-
Other Guy: (Interrupts) A high-functioning cold?
Guy: Hang on, hang on...
Chris: That's possibly a cold.
Guy: I live here in Ohio, and a flu virus just recently passed through; I think that may have gotten down there and you may have got it... (pauses) ...and honestly I just got over it a few days ago.
(Typing sounds)
Chris: Hang on, I'm, ah, typing something to, ah, Bluespike here.
Guy: Kay. Yeah.
Other Guy: He can still hear you.
Guy: Yeah, you're typing pretty vigorously.
Other Guy: Yeah, he can hear you if you don't wanna, like, you know, skip the typing and start saying it verbally.
Chris: Yeah, I know, I'm just answering his question.
Guy: The (unintelligible) are connected.
Chris: Mmm. Sunshine, are you in the mumble as well?
Sunshine: Yeah. I'm right here.
Chris: Okay, we don't have to type into skype.
Sunshine: Okay. Sorry.
Mr. Skittles: Chris, remember me? I'm the cartoonist known as Mr. Skittles here.

Chris: Yeah, I member you offered me the- I member you offered me the, uh, one week challenge. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do that, because I got sick. Mr. Skittles: Oh, I see. Well, um-
Chris: (Interrupts) I'll- I'll tell you what, let's delay that to, uh, after I- after I feel better, or, uh, or- yeah. -Which one are you?- Mr. Skittles- yeah, I'll talk to you later bout that, okay?
Mr. Skittles: Oh, okay. (Pauses) I've already gotten my page done; I could upload more on Friday, though, when I'm not in school.
Chris: Uh... Hey, uh, hey, on a latter note who's co- who's coming onto da playstation home tonight for the Street Fighter 4 Q&A? I just heard about it.
Guy: Well, I don't have a PS3, so I can't.
Mr. Skittles: Yeah, I'm banned for at least a week myself.
Chris: Hm.
Other Guy: (Something unintelligible about "playstation" and "I'm pretty poor")
Guy: I just don't have the money, you know? I'm only fifteen; I can't get a job.
Mr. Skittles: Me, I'm just a hungry college student, so...
Chris: Hm. Well, my bad. I won't, ah, mar- won't, ah, I won't mention- I won't ask the question again, or- or similar to that.
Sunshine: I went to a Street Fighter tournament recently- (gets cut off or pauses) -a street- um, nevermind.
Guy: Yeah.
Chris: Hey, that's okay, yeah, I mean, uh... yeah, very good (?) Street Fighter tournament, uh, in other places, at least, uh... (unintelligible).
(A bunch of people talk. Someone asks, "Are you good at Street Fighter, Chris?)
Chris: I'm sorry, what?
(Again, multiple people say stuff.)
Chris: Yeah, it's alright. There's conflicting... talk here, so I'm not really sure.
Guy: So, are you gonna make more comic pages? I mean, it's kinda hard to keep a fanbase without actually, like, you know... making the comic.
Chris: (Talks over him) I'm g- I'm gonna draw- I'm gonna draw more pages, I'm gonna draw more pages...
Sunshine: Give him a break, guys! He just had a hard time.
Chris: ...Yeah, plus also, this thirteen y- thirteen year old (unintelligible) took my yahoo account and in the process took my ah- took my website down... so it's not like I can upload the pages right away at this point.
Guy: You know, you might as well make them so when... (trails off) ...You know, there's actually websites devoted to just having webcomics uploaded.
(Several people talk at once.)
Chris: I'll- I'll look into that- I'll look into that another time, but not right now.
(Several people talk.)
Jack Thaddeus: Chris, do you think that, um... was Clyde involved with Bluespike?
Chris: Uh, yeah, possibly; they were in- they were in talks.
(Lots of people talk. Chris sighs.)
Sunshine: It's okay, Chris. We're still here for you.
Jack Thaddeus: It could be that Bluespike is Clyde's puppet.
Guy: ...or vice versa.
Other Guy: Uhh, Chris? I have a question.
Chris: Yeah.
Other Guy: Um, Reldnahc in the comic is supposed to be your exact opposite, right?
Chris: Um... sorry, uh, which one?
Other Guy: Uh... I think his name is Reldnahc the guy with the-
Chris: (Talks over him) Oh, ye- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's the complete opposite, yes.
Other Guy: Well, if he's the exact opposite of you in every way, shouldn't he be dead?
Jack Thaddeus: He has a point.
Chris: (Sighs) Forget the alive part. Alive and dead, that's a different thing. I'm talkin about- in ah- complete opposite personality and characteristics. So, like, you know, I'm straight, he's a homo.
Other Guy: Okay.
Sunshine: That was a stupid question.
Chris: Ahyway, also, uh, Bluespike wants you to unmute him.
Guy:...but... why should we?
Sunshine: Uh, Chris...
Chris: Uhh, just go ahead and unmute him, please, so that he can-
Guy: -Alright.
Chris: ...continue on.
Sunshine: Chris, I know I emailed you before, but, uhh... -shut up, blue- uhh... I emailed you about the hentai series that I was gonna work with you-
Bluespike: (sarcastically) Oh, great.
(People tell him to shut up.)
Bluespike: I look forward to it.
Guy: I'll unmute him when she's done.
Sunshine: Ugh... yeah. I emailed you about a hentai series that I wanted to work with you-
Chris: -Oh, yeah, I remember that.
Sunshine: -story. (?)
Chris: I remember that.
Sunshine: Yeah, um, are you gonna write the story for me or anything like that?
Chris: Uh, I'll let you write up a story- you know, uh, help you with that. (?)
Sunshine: So, you'll write it after you're done?
Chris: Uh, they sayin' that you- uh, alright well also, uh, Bluespike is sayin' that if you mute him once more, the yahoo will be gone from my hands forever.
Foreign Guy: Chris, do you have to watch a lot of porn to get inspiration for hentai?
Chris: Uhh... possibly. I can't say for sure, but it's- but you know, you definitely gotta know the... anatomy, you know, between breast sizes and the, uh... pussies... and the dicks. That's, uh...
Guy: Vaginas?
Chris: Yes.
Sunshine: Well... I think we can bounce off some ideas when we work on it together... but you gotta promise, cause I already have some sketch ideas and everything I wanna show you.
Chris: That's- th- that's cool.
Bluespike: Chris, tell me...
Chris: *sighs* What is it?
Bluespike: Oh, it's not even related to anything... icky; don't worry. Tell me, if you had to write your own hentai story, why don't you just write that out right now?
Chris: Ugh... cause I'm n- cause my mind isn't exactly in complete r- able to quickly make decisions state right now, because I'm sick.
Bluespike: That's your reason for not doing anything...
Foreign Guy: *Talks over Bluespike* I have a serious question about hentai, Chris- why did you draw hentai of Mary Lee Walsh?
Bluespike: Yeah, I thought you hated her.
Foreign Guy: It distur- yeah, it disturbed me a bit as a fan.
Bluespike: (unintellgible) having feelings for (unintelligible)
Guy: Stop it, Blue.
Chris: I don't know why I did it; I just felt like messing with- um, uh- just, like, like messing with as a- as... she's- double (??? devil?) character.
Bluespike: (Talks over him near the end) Chris... that's disgusting.
Guy: I understand, Chris. I see what you did there.
Other Guy: Uhh, it's kinda like, um- kinda like a little joke or a parody; kinda like a stab.
Chris: Yeah.
Other Guy: I see. Also, check to your left- there's a comic space and (???). Couple of websites where you can, like, post webcomics and stuff.
Chris: I see... but, still, I want my Sonichu site back up in order for me to...
Sunshine: (Talks over him) I think he just wants his- (gets cut off) it's okay.
Guy: Yeah, I saw the newest video...
Sunshine: (Talks over him) I mean, he's paying for it, after all.
Guy: ...I was wondering what you're gonna do about the site.
Chris: I don't know... at least until ah- at least until I can find out ih- at least until I can get my yahoo account back.
Bluespike: Chris, tell me... when you called the, uh, playstation people, whoever they are, did you reveal anything about me? What did you reveal?
Chris: No, I only revealed my information; they must have found you as being the one that, ah, got into my account.
Bluespike: You're positive about this?
Chris: I'm positive! I'm- I'm s- I'm serious.
Sunshine: They can do that. It's not that hard.
Bluespike: I'm- hey, no, shut up- I'm just asking Chris.
Sunshine: Well, you should be smart enough to know that... cause you're stupid.
Bluespike: Stupid enough to... get a password from an autistic that he wants so bad (???)
Sunshine: Well that's just cause you're mean.
(Several people talk at once)
Chris: ...and plus, I thought it wa- and plus, I thought it was, ah... (gets talked over)... an adult woman.
Guy: Chris, you should probably be more secure and a little bit more paranoid the next time you meet a girl on the internet.
Chris: (Talks over him) Yeah... yeah... well, after I get over this virus I'm definitely gonna start going back out in public... in local areas.
Bluespike: Yes, I'm looking forward to that, Chris; I would love to see- see, now that you don't have your medallion, ladies might be more willing to talk to you.
Chris: I may not have it on me, but I kn- I know I can recreate one- and plus, I have the memories linked to my medallions in my ring.
Bluespike: Yes, but your ring won't scare trolls away.
Foreign Guy: (Talks over Bluespike) You really should grab the medallion back, Chris; it's your sign of- honesty.
Bluespike: (Talks over him) Oh god, no... no, don't try and kill the man.
(Several people talk at once)
Jack Thaddeus: You're the one trying to kill him.
Chris: ...I do plan on- I do plan on recr- I do plan on recreating the medallion; I just... (gets talked over)
Foreign Guy (?): What happened to this one?
Chris: Because I thought I was doin' it for an adult woman.
Bluespike: D'oh. (?)
Guy: What happened to it?
Chris: This crack (?) here asked me to c- asked me to cut it up and shove it up my ass.
Bluespike: (Talks over him, then laughs) ...and you did.
(A strange whistle can be heard here.)
Guy: So, did you do it?
Chris: Yeah.
Other Guy: How far did it go?
Girl (possibly Sunshine): Oh my god.
(A couple more people react in disgust at the same time.)
Bluespike: How did it feel, Chris? Tell me.
Chris: It hurt.
Guy: (Talks over him) How far- how far could you shove it up there?
Bluespike: (Talks over guy) It hurt your rectum.
Guy: ...I'm sorry that I may ask.
Chris: Well, (?) I shoved it up as far as I could get it
Guy: Ah.
(Several people talk at once)
Other Guy: Stop talking about this! This is kinda... egh...
Bluespike: Uhh, no, I have another question for, uh, Chris.
Other Other Guy: Yeah, I was gonna eat dinner afterwards. Jesus.
(Several people talk at once. Someone burps or something.)
Chris: You don't have ta- you don't have ta picture it. You don't have ta picture it.
(Several people talk at once.)
Guy: It is kinda hard because I was gonna eat curry rice.
Chris: *sighs* Well, I'm sorry I r- I'm sorry r- I'm sorry I ruined your dinner.
Guy: Let's just talk about something else.
Chris: (Talks over him) It's okay; I can still recreate one, aaand I still have my high school ring.
Guy: I'm sorry, man.
(Bluespike says something about the ring but gets talked over.)
Jack Thaddeus: I should've gotten a high school ring.
Guy: Just... Chris, just- whatever you do, I mean, they've gotten a lot of things, but do not let them get your high school ring.
Chris: They're not gettin' it. (Pauses) I mean, that was a big investment itself.
Bluespike: (Talks over him) Uh, Chris... I have a question Chris.
Chris: What?
Guy: Most people usually, like, forget about their high school ring after high school and move to college rings.
Girl: (Talks over him) Gecko...
(NOTE: Could this guy be Liquid Chris, whom Kacey addresses as "Gecko" near the end of the 5-part phone call between Solid, Liquid, and Kacey???)

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