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[[File:Frozen sperm (720p).png|thumb|200px|Chris holding a container of his semen.]]
 
'''Chris's Specimen Sample''' is the long awaited sequel to Chris's [[Fanta|fanta video]], it was leaked on 27 [[February 2016]] to the [[Kiwi Farms]] by [[Marvin]].<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin)#Leaking of Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref> In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"specimen"]] in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of [[navy]] into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks [[Pollo]]'s second appearance on camera.
'''[[Chris]]'s [[Semen|Specimen]] Sample''', titled "horrible" by the uploader, is a video that was leaked on [[February 2016|February 27, 2016]] to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin. In this video, we see Chris walk up stairs to his [[kitchen]], which is notably more cleaner than usual, and pull out his [[Semen|"speciman"]] in a tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realise is that by throwing samples of [[Navy]] into a standard freezer, the ice crystals created ruined any cells in the samples, thus making them useless.
 
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==Transcript==
==Transcript==
'''Chris''' : Hello [smark and Ellie?] this is- I'm Christine Chandler.
''Chris is sitting on his bed.''


'''Chris''' : [indecipherable baby-speak to the cat]
'''Chris''' : Hello [[Sam and Ellen|Samantha and Ellie]], this is- I'm Christine Chandler.


'''Chris''' : Anyway so, this is me and uh I'm the one who's uh ([[Speech Impediment|gonferna litmus?]]) sperm out put a- put a fresh sample earlier today I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.
''[[Pollo]] comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.''


'''Chris''' : I guess I am a lesbian [[Transformers|transform man]] [transwoman?] and I have I been famous write characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.
'''Chris''' : ''(in babyish voice)'' This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.


'''Chris''' : This is everything says true and I think I regret [would be things?] I've recorded in the past blackmailed into doing or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.
'''Chris''' : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.


'''Chris''' : Let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.
'''Chris''' : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.


''(Chris gets off his fat ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.)''
'''Chris''' : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.


''(Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with something frozen in the bottom.)''
'''Chris''' : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.


'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put down today, labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the older samples.
''[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his [[manboobs]] most of the way.]''


'''Chris''' : Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.
''[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]''


''(Chris faces camera, smug expression on his [[Tomgirl|not-remotely-feminine]] face)''
'''Chris''' : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the-


'''Chris''' : Yeah well that's all very well and good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|all consider me for your donor]].
''[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it. It is labelled as 18 May 2015]''
 
'''Chris''' : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.
 
''(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)''
 
'''Chris''' : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|still consider me for your donor]].


'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.
'''Chris''' : Thank you and have a good day.
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Chris holding a container of his semen.

Chris's Specimen Sample is the long awaited sequel to Chris's fanta video, it was leaked on 27 February 2016 to the Kiwi Farms by Marvin.[1] In this video, we see Chris walk upstairs to his kitchen, which is notably cleaner than usual, and pull out his "specimen" in a Tupperware box from a freezer. What Chris doesn't realize is that by throwing samples of navy into a standard freezer, the low temperatures create ice crystals which ruin any cells in the samples, thus making them useless, leaving him with a box of worthless cum. This video also marks Pollo's second appearance on camera.

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2016 02 26 Leaked Video - The Sperm Bank Preserves
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I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lendin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out.

Transcript

Chris is sitting on his bed.

Chris : Hello Samantha and Ellie, this is- I'm Christine Chandler.

Pollo comes to investigate, and wanders in front of the camera.

Chris : (in babyish voice) This is my cat, Pollo. Hi, buddy. Hmmm, you're a sweet kitty.

Chris : Anyway so, yeah- this is me and uh, I'm the one who's uh g-- offerin' to lettin' the spern out-- lettin' the sperm out. I put out a sam-- I put out a fresh sample earlier today, I put it in the fridge upstairs which I'll gladly go upstairs and show you in a moment.

Chris : But yes, I am a lesbian transwoman and I have-- I been famous for my characters and books and whatnot for over a decade.

Chris : This is-- everything I said is true and the only thing I regret would be the uh... things I've recorded in the past I was blackmailed into doing, or against my original will that would never do personally or regularly.

Chris : Alright, so let's go upstairs and I'll show y'all.

[Chris gets off his ass and walks up the stairs, camera pointed at his manboobs most of the way.]

[Chris opens the freezer and pulls out a Tupperware container with a white, frozen mass sitting at the bottom coming about a fourth of the way up the container.]

Chris : Yeah- here's- uh, the sample I put out today. I labeled it carefully. You can tell it's not as frozen yet compared to the-

[Chris places the Tupperware back into the freezer and grabs an noticeably older container with a grayish substance straddling the side of it. It is labelled as 18 May 2015]

Chris : older samples. Yeah, that was like less than a year ago.

(Chris faces the camera with a smug expression on his face)

Chris : But, anyway, that's all very good and everything so hopefully y'all will still consider me for your donor.

Chris : Thank you and have a good day.

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Update: 2/25/16 Chris's videos Jeff is Beyond Denounced.

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