Mumble 3

The third of the Mumble chats involving Chris.

Summary

• Julie is having problems with her microphone.
• Chris tries and fails to diagnose the problem.

[4:00]

• Julie reveals that she’s a professional cook.
• Chris’s favorite food is macaroni and cheese.

[6:00]

• Julie doesn’t know why Max stole her password.
• Chris recommends snooping around his room for clues.

[8:00]

• Julie wants to talk about her relationship with Chris.
• Chris says “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” instead.

[9:00]

• Julie asks if Chris has heard from Cameron yet.
• Julie says that his/her country, Molvania, was destroyed.
• Julie keeps getting confused about Cameron’s gender.

[10:30]

• Chris describes Virginia as “okay” and “a historic town”.

[12:00]

• Clyde joins the channel, but he leaves right away.

[13:00]

• Chris says that he’s recovering from the stress of the Internet.
• Chris’s phone alarm goes off, making him lose his train of thought.

[14:30]

• Chris went with his dad to get his pacemaker checked.
• Julie says that Chris’s mom is an awesome singer.

[16:00]

• Julie hopes that Clyde is gone from Mumble for good.

[17:00]

• Chris previews Simonla and Wild’s upcoming relationship.

[18:00]

• Chris likes some heavy metal music and loves Guitar Hero.
• Chris created himself and a Sonichu guitar in World Tour.
• Chris uploaded a video of himself playing the game to YouTube.
• Chris doesn’t know how to play guitar but doesn’t care.

[19:30]

• Clyde comes back, but he’s not in Chris and Julie’s channel.

[20:00]

• Chris loves Britney Spears, and Julie likes her, too.

[21:00]

• Chris says that all of his female characters think he’s handsome.
• Chris’s mom tells him that he’s handsome all the time.
• Chris thinks he’s handsome and can’t understand why he’s single.

[22:00]

• Julie isn’t sure when she’ll be able to afford to come to Virginia.
• Clyde shows up to ask Chris why he hasn’t killed him yet.
• Clyde insists that he’d too nice to be on drugs this time around.
• Chris hasn’t killed Clyde because Clyde is slowly killing himself.

[25:00]

• Clyde leaves the channel, and Julie says she has to leave for a bit.

[26:00]

• Chris asks Julie if she’s receiving any aid from her relatives.

[27:00]

• Chris realizes that Clyde has heard the whole conversation.

[28:30]

• Chris is “mostly attracted to women”.
• Chris likes to draw attractive female characters.
• Chris loves his “brain-children”, but he’d never have sex with them.

[30:00]

• Chris watches porn, and Encyclopedia Dramatica has frustrated him.
• Chris wanted to do something to “stretch an adult muscle” in his head.

[31:00]

• Chris can draw romance well despite being a frustrated virgin.
• Chris is random, and sometimes he does what he feels instead of thinking.

[31:30]

• Chris’s comics are intended for children.
• The adult scenes are to be appreciated by teens and adults.

[33:00]

• How to Talk to Girls took the words out of Chris’s mouth.

[34:00]

• Chris tells Julie that she didn’t miss anything important.
• Julie explains that she was helping Max in the kitchen.

[35:30]

• Chris would consider making more non-Sonichu characters.
• Chris figures that Julie could help when she moves to Virginia.

[37:00]

• Chris doesn’t feel comfortable traveling long distances alone.
• Julie hopes to have slowly moved over to Virginia within the year.
• Chris lets Julie know that she could board with him.

[39:00]

• Most men are more comfortable with a “Sadie Hawkins situation”.
• Relationships are different in America than they are in Molvania.

[40:30]

• Chris explains how he used to wait for women to approach him.
• Chris trusts Julie, but he worries about what his mom will think.

[41:00]

• Chris suggests that Julie just “take a plunge”.
• Chris somehow realizes that he should be taking his own advice.
• Julie promises that she will try to come to Virginia within the year.
• Chris thanks Julie sincerely for her promise.

[42:00]

• Julie worries that Clyde will rape her like he raped Panda.
• A half-Asian guy drove by Julie’s house and glared at her.
• Julie worries that the half-Asian guy might’ve been Clyde.
• Julie regrets that she didn’t get the guy’s plate number.

[43:30]

• Chris is the strongest, toughest person Julie knows.
• Chris assures Julie that she can trust him to protect her.

[45:00]

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