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[[Son-Chu]] (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort. | [[Son-Chu]] (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]]. | ||
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the [[Autism|handicapped]] parking tag in the windscreen. The man collect [[My Little Ponies]] yet they gave him a license for something that is capable of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|killing people]]. | This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the [[Autism|handicapped]] parking tag in the windscreen. The man collect [[My Little Ponies]] yet they gave him a license for something that is capable of [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|killing people]]. | ||
Revision as of 23:45, 17 August 2009
Son-Chu (aka The Sonichu Mobile) is Chris's 1994 Ford Escort.
This "man" has a license to drive a 3-ton murder weapon on public roads. Note the handicapped parking tag in the windscreen. The man collect My Little Ponies yet they gave him a license for something that is capable of killing people.
The Department of Motor Vehicles has yet to release an apology for the grievous lapse in judgment that constituted actually giving Christian a license.
Backstory
Since Chris jerks off to Transformers, he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool Sportin', Escortin' Car[1]." From the CWCipedia[2]:
| My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.
Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.
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Vanity Plate
The plate reads "SONICHU", thusly ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. Ever.
Gallery
Side profile of the car. Honor roll my ass.
The vanity plate, IRL (notice the autism and The GAMe PLACe bumper stickers along with a PVCC license plate frame).
The vanity plate, as seen from the comic
Much like James Bond, Chris also has a license to kill (though through his ineptitude in operating a 3-ton mobile weapon)
The car in Transformer mode.
Sauces
See Also
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