Mumble 8

The eighth Mumble chat took place on 17 February 2009. Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his semen. There are discussions about lesbian sex, the homos (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by Sarah May (RIP).

Summary

• Donald Duck impersonation
• Megan's favorite band is Guns N' Roses.
• Chris will not call Rick Astley a homo.
• There is a feud between Molvanîa and Russia.
• Gohan's girlfriend is Chris' favourite Dragonball character.
• Chris is asked to list the 10 commandments and the 7 deadly sins. He reaches for his Bible because he can't remember.
• Mr. Roboto gets kicked.
• Chris says his pastoral counselor (Rocky) told him premarital sex is okay.

[15:40]

Chris on premarital sex with Julie: After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it further.

Julie: I've said it many times. I discuss it in my letter.

Chris: I'm just sayin'. After you get here, we could talk to my pastor about it.

[17:00]

• A troll suggests Chris looks for loopholes in everything to justify himself. Chris cuts him off.
• Epic rage from the troll.
• Chris asks for forgiveness. Says everyone has a different interpretation of the bible.
• Troll calls him out on his homophobia. Chris says he's taken it back, so it's ok.

[24:00]

• Chris sexual urges weren't as strong back when he had female friends.

[to be summarized]

[45:30]

• Chris is willing to do a threesome involving two men. Julie is willing to do it with Chris and Emily then.
• It's not gay if balls aren't touching.
• Chris wants them to engage in tribbing.

[47:20]

• Sarah May thought Chris wanted her and Julie to have a threesome.
• Since Chris asked Sarah first, she can have the first threesome with Julie.
• Two women is Chris's limit.
• Chris can't decide between Sarah and Julie

[51:50]

• Both women can't get pregnant because Chris would wear a condom.
• The trolls explain the concept of friends with benefits. This is just too much for Chris to take in right now.

[56:00]

• The speed at which Chris produces his comic depends on how he is feeling.
• Chris should be able to draw more, say trolls
• Chris will try to get a page done a day.
• Derrick explains stream-of-consciousness writing. Chris talks about storing shit in his memory, which is totally the opposite style.

The following are not in order:

• Chris confirms he drank (recycled) his semen.
• Chris doesn't go to McDonald's often, "maybe 2 or 3 times a week."
• Chris says he measured his dick with a ruler.
• Sarah May is so upset Chris called her Julie she attempts suicide.
• Chris shrugs it off saying he still has Julie.

Transcript

Guy: What's up?
Chris: Ahh, doin' okay, doin' okay. Got some stress, but I'm okay.
Mr. Roboto: Stress is bad.
Chris: Hm, haven't updated in a while-
Mr. Roboto: We enjoy the new- we enjoy the preview for the new comic.
Chris: Now, now just a, just a minor recent event that I won't go into, uh, it's just a minor inconvenience really. But it made me- mmm, basically in a nutshell my computer got turned off and I didn't turn it back on for a coupla days.
Mr. Roboto: That is terrible. It remind me of the time my mama had taken away my computer. Because I, I spent too much time on it. And she said "You spend too much time on computer!"
Chris: Huh. Goodness. Yeah. Yeah, but we don't have to go into that.
Julie: Hey Chris, there's something I forgot to ask.
Chris: Yeah?
Julie: Do you think you could do your Dona- your Donald Duck impersonation for me, please?
Mr. Roboto: He already did that before, didn't he?
Chris: (in his horrible Donald Duck voice) So ask me how was my day. What are we doin'? (quacks)
(Julie and others laugh)
Julie: Chris, how about, how about the- how about the Uncle Ruckus for everyone, please?
Chris: (equally horrible Uncle Ruckus voice) Don't trust them new niggers over there! Sing along if you know the words.
(pause)
Mr. Roboto: Um, I do not believe Ruckus ever says that. And I am from Russia, so I do not see much of the show though. (pause) Well, you should come see Russia, Chris. It is nice.
Chris: I'm sure it is.
Mr. Roboto: Yes. It is very- although we have high corruption in our government, we are fine people, and we work hard for our lives.
Chris: I do not disagree with you.
Mr. Roboto: Wait, you said that- are you saying that corruption is good thing?
Chris: No. I, I don't like corruption. I'm just saying that I agree, I agree with you on the fact that y'all are proud people. And respectable. (pause) Okay?
Guy: Like gays.
Chris: Hm. I guess, yeah.
Guy: (in camp gay voice) Obviously.
(pause)
Chris: Hm.
Guy: Chris, what's up?
Chris: Umm...nothing. Umm, lemme think...mmmmm...
Guy: I can't believe I'm talking to the real Christian Weston Chandler. It's mad.
Chris: Well, take a deep breath and accept it. 'Cause it's real.
Mr. Roboto: We love you, Chris. That is why we are impressed by the fact that you would do this for your fans.
Chris: Yep.
Guy: Accept no substitutions.
Guy: This is wicked awesome.
Chris: Yep. Accept no substitute. Hm.
Guy: Nothing but net.
Chris: Uhh, actually it's more like dot com, more like dot com now.
Julie: What did you say?
Guy: Nothing but dot com and [???]
Julie: Actually, what did you say a few minutes ago? I couldn't hear you.
Chris: Hm. Say a few minutes ago? I, what, when I was talking to the nice Russian guy?
Julie: Yeah.
Mr. Roboto: Yo.
Guy: I didn't know, actually-
Chris: I'm sorry, what?
[Julie and a guy talk at the same time]
Mr. Roboto: What did you say about me?
Chris: Uh, I said that you were a nice guy.
Mr. Roboto: No, I was tal- I'm- excuse me Chris, but what Bryan Bash was saying to me. I could not hear him.
Bryan Bash: Um, that's your username, isn't it? "Nice Russian Guy"?
Mr. Roboto: No, it is- no, it is Mr. Roboto. I enjoy the band Styx very much. We just get them here.
[Bryan bash laughs]
Chris: Okay, good. So-
Guy: Hello there, Chris. Sorry, I was having a bathroom break. [pause] And for the record, I love Styx too.
Mr. Roboto: Styx is good band.
Chris: I never heard Styx, but I will not disagree with you.
Guy: Um, have you ever sung "Come Sail Away"?
Chris: Um, I am afraid I have not heard that. Sorry.
Guy: Or "Renegade".
Chris: That one neither. I'm sorry.
[pause]
Guy: You've never heard "Mr. Roboto"? Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto?
Chris: I've heard that used in cartoon shows, and other shows like that, other shows outside the cartoon.
Guy: Uhh-
Chris: I've heard the expression, but I've never heard the song. I didn't even know there was a song. So, um... just a minor ignorance because I did not know about it.
Guy: Oh, it's cool. Um, have you ever heard of the band Rush?
Chris: I've heard that, I've heard that band, yeah.
Guy: Rush is pretty awesome.
Julie: Chris, have you ever heard about Guns N' Roses?
Chris: Yeah, Guns N' Roses, that was, uh, Megan's favorite band.
Guy: I like Elton John, personally.
Guy: [interrupts previous guy] Speaking of Megan, whatever happened to her?
Mr. Roboto: You are gay for liking Elton John. In Russia we beat up gays.
Guy: Dude. I like Elton John's music-
Mr. Roboto: [interrupts] You are also gay.
Guy: -I also like Boy George. Is that a problem?
Mr. Roboto: Boy George is homo.
[Mainly unintelligable as people shout over each other]
Guy: Hey Chris man-
Mr. Roboto: Yeah. I am sorry. I apologise.
Guy: So uh, speaking of Youtube... Just to say that he is actually gay. So uh, you know...
Chris: Who are we talking about?
(long pause)
Guy: You know the uh- [unintelligable] -song...
Chris: Oh yeah. That was-
Guy: [interrupts] Yeah so that was- [unintelligable]
Mr. Roboto: He's not gay.
(pause)
Chris: Well i dunno, so... I would not pass judgement either way.
Guy: What do you mean by "pass judgement"?
Chris: I mean i would not call him a homo or s- or whatever.
(pause)
Guy: Why would you call him a homo anyway?

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