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[[File:SonichuBreakYouDead.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], reenacting this glorious moment.]]
'''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD''' is [[Chris]]'s infantile, yet to-the-point, threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[Sonichu.net]] which was initially pinned on Jason, when the mastermind was [[Clyde Cash|someone]] far more nefarious.   
The '''Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message''' was [[Chris]]'s infantile-yet-laconic threat to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after the hacking of [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu.net]] in [[January 2009]]. Howell actually had nothing to do with the site's demise; the true mastermind behind it was [[Clyde Cash|someone far more nefarious]].   


Some argue Chris is actually saying "I'll ''pray'' you dead" which Chris did in fact ask the [[Sonichu Girls]] to do, to pray for the death of Jason Kendrick Howell. However, Chris begging [[GodJesus]] to smite his enemies is not as funny as Chris tard raging and snapping (or attempting to) Jason in half.  
==Context==
On 6 January 2009, [[Gregg Mays E-mails|Gregg Mays contacted Chris]], claiming to be an employee of [[Nintendo]]. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and [[Animal Crossing]].


[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]
However, "Gregg" was really Clyde Cash in disguise, seeking vengeance for the suicide of his [[Ryan Cash|little brother]] a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted Clyde with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused "Gregg" of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Clyde claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether. 
 
On the 12th, Clyde then declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, the creator of Chris's page on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on [[Gregg Mays E-mails#January 17, 2009|17 January]], and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell. 
 
Apparently, Chris did not see the second revelation message, thinking it was Jason falsely using another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was then new to the scene.


[[Image:ChrisBreakYouDead.jpg|center]]
Chris proceeded to send the ''real'' Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde. Unaware of any of this, the real Jason checked his phone messages, and this is what he got...


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==The Message==
{{Tardrage|1=border:7px dashed #ff8800|2=dangerous}}
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name          = Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell
| audio          = {{#ev:youtube|fyNiZpk9AsU}}
| stardate      = 17 January 2009
| featuring      = [[Chris]]; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine
| subject        = {{Rage|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Website|text}}
| saga          = {{Miyamoto|text}}
}}


==Transcript==
==Transcript==
''Answering Machine:'' One saved message
[[File:100_2214.JPG|thumb|What he intended to do to Jason]]
''Answering Machine:'' First saved message.


Jason Kendrick Howell...<br>
Jason Kendrick Howell...you BASTARD!<br>
You BASTARD!<br>
''BASTARD!''<br>
You ''BASTARD!''<br>
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so [[Chris and English|beyond]] the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it!<br>
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so up the wall, I can't even describe it!<br>
YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT...<br>
You're laughing now, but<br>
{{RageQuote|I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!}}
{{RageQuote|I'll BREAK YOU DEAD!}}
Goodbye!
Goodbye!
==Alternative transcriptions==
[[Image:ILLBREAKYOUDEAD.jpg|thumb|Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason]]
There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "''I pray'' you dead" or "''I'll break'' you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] mode and snapping Jason in half ([[Sign Destruction Video|or rather clumsily attempting to]]) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY [[Dragon Ball|NAPPA]] (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of [[Speech impediment|communications]] [[Chris and oratory|problems]], even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.
==Legacy==
Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him.
The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to [[YouTube]]. 


==See also==
==See also==
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Death threats]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]
*[[CWC's Sonichu Site!]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]], Chris and Clyde's next encounter.
*[[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when we actually get to see Chris break someone dead.
*[[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE]], a later rage-filled video calling out alleged hackers.


==External links==
==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?jgoz109zwym The audio recording]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?7300v5ztrt6oyh0 The audio recording]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPCgkCaSy0s A Jason Retrospective] - Jason's commentary on the early history of Chris-Chan trolling, including his POV on the "I'll BREAK YOU DEAD" message.


{{MiyamotoSaga}}
{{CWC-isms}}
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[[Category: CWC-isms]]
[[Category: CWC-isms]]

Latest revision as of 23:15, 8 October 2024

Sonichu, reenacting this glorious moment.

The Jason Kendrick Howell voicemail message was Chris's infantile-yet-laconic threat to Jason Kendrick Howell after the hacking of Sonichu.net in January 2009. Howell actually had nothing to do with the site's demise; the true mastermind behind it was someone far more nefarious.

Context

On 6 January 2009, Gregg Mays contacted Chris, claiming to be an employee of Nintendo. Mays said he had been assigned to redesign Sonichu.net as part of the cross-promotion of Sonichu and Animal Crossing.

However, "Gregg" was really Clyde Cash in disguise, seeking vengeance for the suicide of his little brother a few weeks earlier. By 8 January, Chris entrusted Clyde with the password to the site, and in no time at all the site was vandalized. Unable to access the site to restore it, Chris accused "Gregg" of being a troll and changing the password to lock him out of his Tripod account. Clyde claimed he couldn't access the site either, and suggested that he could restore it if Chris reset the password to his account. Chris complied on 10 January, and soon the account was deleted altogether.

On the 12th, Clyde then declared that he was Jason Kendrick Howell, the creator of Chris's page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. After taunting Chris and demanding he make videos for his amusement, Cash finally changed his mind on 17 January, and admitted that he was in fact Clyde Cash all along, and not Jason Kendrick Howell.

Apparently, Chris did not see the second revelation message, thinking it was Jason falsely using another alias. After all, Chris had long considered Howell to be the mastermind behind all of the trolls, while Clyde was then new to the scene.

Chris proceeded to send the real Jason an angry voice mail, and gloated about this in response to a bewildered Clyde. Unaware of any of this, the real Jason checked his phone messages, and this is what he got...

The Message


Chris-Chan Calls Jason Kendrick Howell
Stardate 17 January 2009
Subject Matter RageRage Rage, ViolenceViolence Violence, WebsiteWebsite Website
Featuring Chris; Jason Kendrick Howell's Answering Machine
Saga MiyamotoMiyamoto Miyamoto


Transcript

What he intended to do to Jason

Answering Machine: First saved message.

Jason Kendrick Howell...you BASTARD!
BASTARD!
You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it!
YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT...

I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!


Goodbye!

Alternative transcriptions

Original e-mail with text of Chris's threat to Jason

There is some debate over whether Chris is actually saying "I pray you dead" or "I'll break you dead". Many opt for the latter, because the image of Chris going into tard rage mode and snapping Jason in half (or rather clumsily attempting to) is quite amusing. Jason himself originally transcribed the message with Chris saying "YOU HAPPY NAPPA (?!? no idea)", rather than "You're laughing now" (or is it "You're laughing dammit"?). Given his history of communications problems, even Chris himself may have had no idea what he was trying to say.

Legacy

Chris would attempt to re-establish his Sonichu website several times, only to be hacked and vandalized as before. In time, Chris would view Clyde Cash as the leader of the trolls, shifting his ire away from Jason. Throughout 2009, Chris would produce numerous videos directed at Clyde, threatening him, pleading with him, or challenging him.

The rage expressed in the message would become a familiar refrain in later sagas, as Chris would often cap off a round of trolling by screaming at his camera and uploading the footage to YouTube.

See also

External links

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